Dallas Cowboys - Making of a Cheerleader

[Eddie]

Have you guys been watching the Making of a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader reality show?

I simply love the tears of disappointment in the girls who were kicked out. I love the sob stories also ...

Sob, sniffle. "I sold everything to be here. Now I ... " sob "... have nothing."

"I left my boyfriend to persue my dreams" sniffle "now it's all gone."

But I'll be honest, I love the Cowboys ... but man, who's picking the cheerleader squad? That director lady has been taking plastic surgery lessons from Jerry Jones ... FUGLY!!!

I think I can do a better job of picking hotties out of the local strip club. Man, some of those cheerleaders were hideous beasts. I don't get it.

I think they put too much emphasis on dancing ability. I would simply base it on these simple aspects and rate accordingly:

- total hotness
- bootie-lisciousness and thong-apeal
- no fake boobs (ok, fake boobs, as long as they look real)
- ability to do the pole dance
- lap dance ability
- can they do the scissor grind with a partner

That's it.

Anyway, considering the absolute number of super HOT Latina cuties in Texas, I'm surprised only one Latina made the team. Disappointing ...

Heck, I'd just go down to Brazil and recruit cheerleaders from the beach. I bet they'd dance for food and a green card.

 

[Zman5]

Is that how you got your green card?

 

[Dhop]

When does this come on, I haven't seen it yet?

 

[SA_Gunslinger]

omg, i need to watch this....when the hell is it on????

 

[Eddie]

Not even sure when it's on. I just channel surf, and it's on.

Watched last night's episode. All the cuts were done. I wanted to see more crying.

I think I know why they don't have any Latina hotties ... the shortie shorts don't fit Latina booties. They have too much junk in the trunk which would hang out. he he

But try and catch the show. Very interesting. I'm just disappointed that the cheerleaders weren't hotter than they are. Some really weren't that pretty.