Dallas Cowboys top 10 list for 2015 season

[DallasCowboys2080]

As the season nears an end coupled with end of a horrible 2015 for the Dallas Cowboys, and during a time we look back to look forward (new years)... i wonder about a Dallas Cowboys top 10 list like you would see on David Letterman. Something funny but often true etc. What can we come up with? I'd like for us to compile a list together. Share your thoughts on some list makers. Short but sweet. Or use this thread to make your own list/share your own list? whatever works.

for example:

10. 3rd down and Redzone? No problem.... FG!!
9. Dallas where Backup QBs go to die.
8. Dallas where Adamantium clavicles are under research.
7. Dallas where the term "Organic Tanking" has been coined.
6. Dallas where people get big contracts and suck the season after.
5. 20 years of mediocrity and still the most talked about team on the planet!!
4. Player recruited by ISIS or punts babies into stands? No problem come to Dallas we will reform you and give you a second chance.
3. Where owners and GMs shoot their loads with 3SBs early on and spend 1000 years after shooting blanks.
2. Where ginger HCs get promoted instead of demoted for poor performance.
1. Dallas where DAN BAILEY IS KING!
....


you get the idea.

 

[ghst187]

Dallas,
-Where DBs are disallowed INTs
-4th Quarter Defense? folding like a chair
-where ingenuity, creativity, and surprise are foreign terms
-game management....? WTH?
-Where previously successful FAs go to become slightly less than marginally successful
-another season, another Jerry facelift
-where a larger stadium will somehow make up for poor management and subpar play
- where despite a 3-7 record can still somehow be "the featured game of the week"
- somehow always the subject of hypocritical ire
-where Bailey's money, Witten's always open, and Garrett is still clapping
-a place every player wants to go, AFTER they win a ring elsewhere
-we have five Super Bowl championships, from when like when dinosaurs roamed
-America's team, and representative more now than ever

 

[DallasCowboys2080]

Dallas,
-Where DBs are disallowed INTs
-4th Quarter Defense? folding like a chair
-where ingenuity, creativity, and surprise are foreign terms
-game management....? WTH?
-Where previously successful FAs go to become slightly less than marginally successful
-another season, another Jerry facelift
-where a larger stadium will somehow make up for poor management and subpar play
- where despite a 3-7 record can still somehow be "the featured game of the week"
- somehow always the subject of hypocritical ire
-where Bailey's money, Witten's always open, and Garrett is still clapping
-a place every player wants to go, AFTER they win a ring elsewhere
-we have five Super Bowl championships, from when like when dinosaurs roamed
-America's team, and representative more now than ever

thats the spirit! dig that list!

thanks for being the first and starting it off after me. good start !

 

[dallasdave]

As the season nears an end coupled with end of a horrible 2015 for the Dallas Cowboys, and during a time we look back to look forward (new years)... i wonder about a Dallas Cowboys top 10 list like you would see on David Letterman. Something funny but often true etc. What can we come up with? I'd like for us to compile a list together. Share your thoughts on some list makers. Short but sweet. Or use this thread to make your own list/share your own list? whatever works.

for example:

10. 3rd down and Redzone? No problem.... FG!!
9. Dallas where Backup QBs go to die.
8. Dallas where Adamantium clavicles are under research.
7. Dallas where the term "Organic Tanking" has been coined.
6. Dallas where people get big contracts and suck the season after.
5. 20 years of mediocrity and still the most talked about team on the planet!!
4. Player recruited by ISIS or punts babies into stands? No problem come to Dallas we will reform you and give you a second chance.
3. Where owners and GMs shoot their loads with 3SBs early on and spend 1000 years after shooting blanks.
2. Where ginger HCs get promoted instead of demoted for poor performance.
1. Dallas where DAN BAILEY IS KING!
....


you get the idea.

 

[Killerinstinct]

10. Where key members miss 1/4 of the season for suspensions and then take another 1/4 to get into shape.
9. Where huge contracts result in "missing person alerts"
8. Where defense dominates on 1st and second downs and then give up 20 yard completions on 3rd and 15
7. Where 3rd and 1's result in 22 players in a 6 yard box and everyone is surprised when the RB can't find a crease
6. Where creative play calling is thrown out in favor or running the same plays over and over
5. Where the secondary as a whole managed to make it all the way to the NFL without being able to catch a football
4. Where you manage to get 3 first round talents in the draft but take 3 steps back.
3. Where you get lucky and pick up a RB for next to nothing that exceeds all expectations and remains healthy but the offense still can't move the ball.
2. Where pro level QB's play at high school levels
1. Where draft talk starts in week 11.

 

[jazzcat22]

10. Where a big stadium is as hollow as the teams trophy case is the past 20 years.
9. Where fans can revel in the first 35 years trophy case, then anguish over the empty trophy case for next 20 years, as opposed to this....
8. Where you can come to a stadium, and if you don't like the game, look at the art...latest is a sideways butt on the wall...or is that Jerry passed out again.
7. Playoffs? We have $90 pizzas dude...before the toppings...
6. We may not be #1 in wins, but we are #1 in the ratings.
5. Win, Lose or Tie, we will still be in the headlines over your team...
4. Where a WR made this famous on here...
3. Where a coach made this famous on here...
2. Where this is normal... for just about anything Cowboys related, as they hate everything Dallas

1. We are still America's Team...we still... ...and some don't like it.

 

[dallasdave]

10. Where a big stadium is as hollow as the teams trophy case is the past 20 years.
9. Where fans can revel in the first 35 years trophy case, then anguish over the empty trophy case for next 20 years, as opposed to this....
8. Where you can come to a stadium, and if you don't like the game, look at the art...latest is a sideways butt on the wall...or is that Jerry passed out again.
7. Playoffs? We have $90 pizzas dude...before the toppings...
6. We may not be #1 in wins, but we are #1 in the ratings.
5. Win, Lose or Tie, we will still be in the headlines over your team...
4. Where a WR made this famous on here...
3. Where a coach made this famous on here...
2. Where this is normal... for just about anything Cowboys related, as they hate everything Dallas

1. We are still America's Team...we still... ...and some don't like it.

America's Team will rise to the top next year !!!!

 

[DallasCowboys2080]

America's Team will rise to the top next year !!!!

i hope so.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

As the season nears an end coupled with end of a horrible 2015 for the Dallas Cowboys, and during a time we look back to look forward (new years)... i wonder about a Dallas Cowboys top 10 list like you would see on David Letterman. Something funny but often true etc. What can we come up with? I'd like for us to compile a list together. Share your thoughts on some list makers. Short but sweet. Or use this thread to make your own list/share your own list? whatever works.

for example:

10. 3rd down and Redzone? No problem.... FG!!
9. Dallas where Backup QBs go to die.
8. Dallas where Adamantium clavicles are under research.
7. Dallas where the term "Organic Tanking" has been coined.
6. Dallas where people get big contracts and suck the season after.
5. 20 years of mediocrity and still the most talked about team on the planet!!
4. Player recruited by ISIS or punts babies into stands? No problem come to Dallas we will reform you and give you a second chance.
3. Where owners and GMs shoot their loads with 3SBs early on and spend 1000 years after shooting blanks.
2. Where ginger HCs get promoted instead of demoted for poor performance.
1. Dallas where DAN BAILEY IS KING!
....


you get the idea.

1. Where an awful Sean Lee is compared to Cowboys LB greats, or any greats. See you at the pro Bowl, china doll.
2. Dallas, a place where a scuz like Hardy can beat up a woman a la Lawrence Phillips and slap a coach's clipboard and a HC is afraid to confront Hardy.
3. Romo has another 5 years left in him.
4. Witten has another 2 years left in him.
5. Where 3rd down is our 4th down
6. Where even the cheerleaders' old-lady directors are younger than our QB
7. WHO NEEDS AN 1,800-YARD RUNNER, ANYWAY???
8. Garrett will be exposed as Jerry Jones illegitimate son.
9. Where we now fondly recall Bill Bates' speed and agility and runbacks on INTs
10. A place in time and it is time to rebuild, like it was 1983.

 

[dallasdave]

i hope so.

Next year the champs !!!!

 

[DallasCowboys2080]

Next year the champs !!!!

tea leaves say so?

 

[dallasdave]

tea leaves say so?

Palm reader

 

[DallasCowboys2080]

Palm reader

whatever works! if not that than a season where the puppet is promoted to GM by the puppet master.

 

[MissionCoach]

10. Dallas, a team that trades a conditional draft pick to "rent" a running back to rush 15 times!
9. Dallas, a team with a GM/owner that values "morale" victories over actual wins!
8. Dallas, where "playing not to lose" is our Head Coaches game plan!
7. Dallas, where the Head Coach receives "On the Job Training"!
6. Dallas, TWO DECADES without a Super Bowl appearance and the same GM still on the job!
5. Dallas, where TWO legendary Head Coaches were fired by the same drunken, senile, delusional, coach castrating, power driven ego maniac!
4. Dallas, where Brandon Weedon is "a thing of beauty throwing the football" - Jerry Jones
3. Dallas, where "a thing of beauty" gets benched and cut!
2. Dallas, where our Head Coach claps after the OTHER team scores!
1. "Dallas Cowboys, 2015 winners of the NFC East" - Steve Harvey

 

[DallasCowboys2080]

10. Dallas, a team that trades a conditional draft pick to "rent" a running back to rush 15 times!
9. Dallas, a team with a GM/owner that values "morale" victories over actual wins!
8. Dallas, where "playing not to lose" is our Head Coaches game plan!
7. Dallas, where the Head Coach receives "On the Job Training"!
6. Dallas, TWO DECADES without a Super Bowl appearance and the same GM still on the job!
5. Dallas, where TWO legendary Head Coaches were fired by the same drunken, senile, delusional, coach castrating, power driven ego maniac!
4. Dallas, where Brandon Weedon is "a thing of beauty throwing the football" - Jerry Jones
3. Dallas, where "a thing of beauty" gets benched and cut!
2. Dallas, where our Head Coach claps after the OTHER team scores!
1. "Dallas Cowboys, 2015 winners of the NFC East" - Steve Harvey

 

[DallasCowboys2080]

5. Breaking: "Jason Garrett let go as Cowboys HC" - Steve Harvey