Dane Cook wants to date Eva Longoria

Run Eva, Run: John Mayer Wants Your Number

Eva Longoria's divorce hasn't even been finalized yet and the big bad wolves are already knocking at our favorite 'Desperate Housewife's' door. And although Eva finds herself at the top of the most eligible list again, the one person she doesn't need to let in is quintessential ladies man John Mayer.

"John is crazy about Eva," a friend of the crooner tells me. "There is something about newly-divorced ladies that drives him nuts. He was the same way over Jessica [Simpson] when she left Nick [Lachey], and now he has his eye on Eva.
http://www.popeater.com/2010/11/30/eva-longoria-john-mayer/
 
Dane Cook doesnt suck as bad as people think.

If he took sime time off and collected his thoughts he could come out w/ a devent special
 
Gemini Dolly;3725648 said:
Run Eva, Run: John Mayer Wants Your Number

Eva Longoria's divorce hasn't even been finalized yet and the big bad wolves are already knocking at our favorite 'Desperate Housewife's' door. And although Eva finds herself at the top of the most eligible list again, the one person she doesn't need to let in is quintessential ladies man John Mayer.

"John is crazy about Eva," a friend of the crooner tells me. "There is something about newly-divorced ladies that drives him nuts. He was the same way over Jessica [Simpson] when she left Nick [Lachey], and now he has his eye on Eva.
http://www.popeater.com/2010/11/30/eva-longoria-john-mayer/

john mayer is gross.
 
Gemini Dolly;3725778 said:
X's 10

Poor Eva getting hit on by these guys. John is worse though. What a pompous ******.

no kidding. he may be good at making music, but he is such a jerk.
 
Gemini Dolly;3725648 said:
Run Eva, Run: John Mayer Wants Your Number

Eva Longoria's divorce hasn't even been finalized yet and the big bad wolves are already knocking at our favorite 'Desperate Housewife's' door. And although Eva finds herself at the top of the most eligible list again, the one person she doesn't need to let in is quintessential ladies man John Mayer.

"John is crazy about Eva," a friend of the crooner tells me. "There is something about newly-divorced ladies that drives him nuts. He was the same way over Jessica [Simpson] when she left Nick [Lachey], and now he has his eye on Eva.
http://www.popeater.com/2010/11/30/eva-longoria-john-mayer/

Any woman that dates Mayer gets exactly what she deserves.

She would be just another notch on his belt...like any woman is.

If you want to be that...go for it.

If you have any self respect...you will stay far away.
 
ConcordCowboy;3726384 said:
Any woman that dates Mayer gets exactly what she deserves.

She would be just another notch on his belt...like any woman is.

If you want to be that...go for it.

If you have any self respect...you will stay far away.

every woman who dates every one has a good chance of ending up as just another notch in his belt.
 

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