david buehler is human!! his recent facebook status

[cowboys#1]

David Buehlerjust finished putting together a nice TV stand after 2 hours... I have a new found respect for workers who have to assemble these damn things... After doing that, I am kinda glad that I kick a ball for a living.








:laugh2: according to some on here, he would just stare at the screws and scare them into the holes.

 

[zrinkill]

This was the TV he made the stand for in two hours.

 

[BigDFan5]

This was the TV he made the stand for in two hours.

 

[Arrius]

This was the TV he made the stand for in two hours.

 

[LeonDixson]

This was the TV he made the stand for in two hours.

Beautiful, masterful, pure genius!!

 

[Hoofbite]

This was the TV he made the stand for in two hours.

He chiseled it out of a single slab of rock using only his hands.

 

[Nav22]

Someone should send him a message on facebook informing him of the Chuck Norris-like "cult following" he has here. He'd get a kick out of it, and who knows, he might even become a member here.

 

[LandryFan]

Someone should send him a message on facebook informing him of the Chuck Norris-like "cult following" he has here. He'd get a kick out of it, and who knows, he might even become a member here.

No punt intended, right? lol

 

[Hostile]

This was the TV he made the stand for in two hours.

That is the best one yet.



Damn, I miss breathing.

 

[pancakeman]

This was the TV he made the stand for in two hours.

 

[Big Dakota]

This was the TV he made the stand for in two hours.

Between your post and your Sig i don't know which is funnier.

 

[silverbear]

David Buehlerjust finished putting together a nice TV stand after 2 hours... I have a new found respect for workers who have to assemble these damn things... After doing that, I am kinda glad that I kick a ball for a living.








:laugh2: according to some on here, he would just stare at the screws and scare them into the holes.

Be fair, now... the two hours included finding a suitable tree, cutting it down, sawing it into planks, sizing the planks properly, then making the nails (starting with bars of steel and hammering them down to size with his bare hands)...

And of course, 3 stops for piss breaks because he drank 3 cases of Miller Lite... it was only then that he drove home the nails (not screws), by kicking them into place from 60 yards away... saying he stared them into place is, of course, ridiculous; nails can't feel fear...

I'd like to see YOU do all of that in two hours...

 

[kmd24]

This was the TV he made the stand for in two hours.
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Thread. Over.

 

[Big Dakota]

Be fair, now... the two hours included finding a suitable tree, cutting it down, sawing it into planks, sizing the planks properly, then making the nails (starting with bars of steel and hammering them down to size with his bare hands)...

And of course, 3 stops for piss breaks because he drank 3 cases of Miller Lite... it was only then that he drove home the nails (not screws), by kicking them into place from 60 yards away... saying he stared them into place is, of course, ridiculous; nails can't feel fear...

I'd like to see YOU do all of that in two hours...

He must be getting old, cuz he knocked out the pyramids in 1 hour.

 

[SaltwaterServr]

Well, I did put up a comment on his status that said "The David Buehler assembles nothing. He merely concentrates and the universe rearranges matter to fit his will."

Not as good as the video board comment anyway...

 

[CowboyMike]

I love that all have taken to adding "The" to the front of His name.

The Buehler is Beuhler.

 

[CanadianCowboysFan]

David Buehlerjust finished putting together a nice TV stand after 2 hours... I have a new found respect for workers who have to assemble these damn things... After doing that, I am kinda glad that I kick a ball for a living.








:laugh2: according to some on here, he would just stare at the screws and scare them into the holes.

I just requested that he add me as a friend, hopefully he adds me.

 

[CM Duck]

Well, I did put up a comment on his status that said "The David Buehler assembles nothing. He merely concentrates and the universe rearranges matter to fit his will."

this may be true....I found some footage that looks to be The Buehler in action. Its not the best footage, but the guy does look to be The Buehler. Judge for yourself.....

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[CliffnDallas]

This was the TV he made the stand for in two hours.

And his is height adjustable.

 

[RoadRunner]

This was the TV he made the stand for in two hours.

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