Dayman!

[superpunk]

Fighter of the nightman.
Champion of the sun.
You're a master of karate.
And friendship for everyone.

 

[Duane]

Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like?
It's not important
Particle man
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater
does he get wet?
or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows
Particle man

Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight
Triangle wins
Triangle man

Universe man, Universe man
Size of the entire universe man
usually kind to smaller man
Universe man
He's got a watch with a minute hand
millennium hand and an eon hand
when they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, universe man

Person man, person man
hit on the head with a frying pan
lives his life in a garbage can
Person man
is he depressed or is he a mess?
does he feel totally worthless?
who came up with person man?
degraded man, person man

Triangle man, triangle man
triangle man hates person man
they have a fight
triangle wins
triangle ma

 

[superpunk]

I approve of this They Might Be Giants response.

Ladies and gentlemen
Spider
He is our hero
Spider
Get rid of
Spider
Step on spider
Spider
We love you spider
I promise not to kill you

 

[Duane]

In keeping with the They Might be Giants/insect theme:

My name is Dr. Worm
Good morning. How are you? I'm Dr. Worm
I'm interested in things
I'm not a real doctor
But I am a real worm
I am an actual worm
I live like a worm

I like to play the drums
I think I'm getting good
But I can handle criticism
I'll show you what I know
And you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums
I'll leave the front un-locked 'cause I can't
Hear the doorbell

When I get into it I can't tell if you are
Watching me twirling the stick
When I give the signal, my friend
Rabbi Vole will pay the solo

Some day somebody else besides me will
Call me by my stage name, they will
Call me Dr Worm
Good Morning how are you, I'm Dr Worm
I'm interested in things
I'm not a real doctor
But I am a real worm
I am an actual worm
I live like a worm

I like to play the drums
I think I'm getting good
But I can handle criticism
I'll show you what I know
And you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums
I'm not a real doctor
But they call me Dr. Worm

 

[superpunk]

What is going onnnnnnnn, up here?

 

[Duane]

What is going onnnnnnnn, up here?

Damn you linking something from Youtube when I can't access from work.

 

[Mavs Man]

Is this from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

 

[Mavs Man]

What is going onnnnnnnn, up here?

Nevermind. That would be a 'yes'.