Dear Jerry

[garyo1954]

I know its a bit late to be asking, but all I want for Christmas is:

1. The top ten draft picks
2. The best free agents available
3. Jim Bob Cooter for Offensive Coordinator.

Mind you, this is all to fix the Cowboys.

That, or

1. 14 million in cash
2. A Maseroti
3. a date with the third cheerleader from the left.

Thank bud! Merry Christmas to you too!

 

[xwalker]

I know its a bit late to be asking, but all I want for Christmas is:

1. The top ten draft picks
2. The best free agents available
3. Jim Bob Cooter for Offensive Coordinator.

Mind you, this is all to fix the Cowboys.

That, or

1. 14 million in cash
2. A Maseroti
3. a date with the third cheerleader from the left.

Thank bud! Merry Christmas to you too!

You're more likely to get the 2nd option...

 

[PA Cowboy Fan]

Garrett fired.