Dear Santa...

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I've been very good this year; I only allowed myself to be baited into one nasty exchange all year on Cowboyszone.com....and that deserved it.

Please Santa....it's been a tough year. My wife lost her job in engineering after 16 years; I'm still sending money to my daughter in NY who's trying to get her singing career started; my son is still in college. The Jeep broke down and the engine couldn't be fixed.

I need a break Santa...the Cowboys were my last big hope for a great year.

Christmas is next Saturday, and I DO BELIEVE, Santa, I do! Forget bringing me any gifts; forget my golf fund...if I can't play golf this summer, no biggie; forget any new clothes; I'll wear my rags.

Just do this one thing for poor little Tiny Wayne...okay, I stole that from Tiny Tim, and I'm not at all Tiny, but I promise that's part of my New Year's Resolution Santa....Just give the Cowboys a real beat-down victory today against the Commanders.

Santa, you know I live in Richmond, Virginia...Commanders territory...I have to work, live, and socialize with Commanders fans. Santa, I know I'm not perfect, but they are so #$&@# dang obnoxious. I don't think I can make it through the winter if they sweep us.

Santa, please...a real beat down...not just a victory...a true butt whomping beat down of embarrassing and organization changing quality.

That's all I want for Christmas, Santa. Give that to me, and you can skip my house next Christmas too.

Thanks....Wayne
 
I asked Santa to let me see Tony Romo on the field next week in Phoenix. I will be taking pictures.
 
Hostile;3752026 said:
I asked Santa to let me see Tony Romo on the field next week in Phoenix. I will be taking pictures.
In or out of uniform?

BTW we had a Christmas last night and I got an autographed Romo pic. It is soooooooo sweet!
 
big dog cowboy;3752030 said:
In or out of uniform?

BTW we had a Christmas last night and I got an autographed Romo pic. It is soooooooo sweet!
Playing.

Imagine my good fortune. When I bought these tickets Wade was the HC. Now my guy Garrett is there. When I put the other 2 tickets up for sale Tony was injured. Now he may be back.

I could not be happier if that happens. The only thing that would have been better is if Dez was not hurt.
 
Dear Santa,

The Dallas Cowboys have been one of the best presents I ever received during the past 35 years. Since next year (or even tomorrow for that matter) is not promised to me, I ask that they play to win the remaining three games. After all, that is the name of the game.

Respectfully,

DE

P.S. Check your naughty list for fans who believe losing is ever better than winning. Have a great Christmas! :D

oh wait.

P.P.S. I'm gonna leave Oreos and milk out for ya, but hit my house early on Christmas, okay? My 21-month old granddaughter's sleeping over Christmas Eve and she is the greedy little you-know-what whom you have EVER seen! :eek:

:)
 
I asked for world peace but I'd think about trading that for a Commander beat down.
 
Hostile;3752026 said:
I asked Santa to let me see Tony Romo on the field next week in Phoenix. I will be taking pictures.

I asked for the same. I hope Santa delivers.
 
Since we're on the wish list:

1) For myself, I only want one thing. The winning mega millions ticket (and it only costs 1 buck!)
2) Garrett as HC
3) Chryst as OC, Capers as DC
4) No signifncant Cowboys injuries in 2011
5) Stupid commish works out new CBA so next season isnt lost
6) Two new starting OL's, both of whom are upgrades
7) Two new starting safeties, both of whom are upgrades
8) Ala Dez Bryant , luck into another bigtime player with our top pick next year
9) No more Colombo, Davis, Barber, Sensabaugh & Olshansky on our team
10) Super Bowl title in Feb 2012
 
Alas, Santa cannot bring what you ask for... but there are 53 people who can. If they really want it...
 
wayne motley;3751951 said:
I've been very good this year; I only allowed myself to be baited into one nasty exchange all year on Cowboyszone.com....and that deserved it.

Please Santa....it's been a tough year. My wife lost her job in engineering after 16 years; I'm still sending money to my daughter in NY who's trying to get her singing career started; my son is still in college. The Jeep broke down and the engine couldn't be fixed.

I need a break Santa...the Cowboys were my last big hope for a great year.

Christmas is next Saturday, and I DO BELIEVE, Santa, I do! Forget bringing me any gifts; forget my golf fund...if I can't play golf this summer, no biggie; forget any new clothes; I'll wear my rags.

Just do this one thing for poor little Tiny Wayne...okay, I stole that from Tiny Tim, and I'm not at all Tiny, but I promise that's part of my New Year's Resolution Santa....Just give the Cowboys a real beat-down victory today against the Commanders.

Santa, you know I live in Richmond, Virginia...Commanders territory...I have to work, live, and socialize with Commanders fans. Santa, I know I'm not perfect, but they are so #$&@# dang obnoxious. I don't think I can make it through the winter if they sweep us.

Santa, please...a real beat down...not just a victory...a true butt whomping beat down of embarrassing and organization changing quality.

That's all I want for Christmas, Santa. Give that to me, and you can skip my house next Christmas too.

Thanks....Wayne
And this is how low we have sunk. Cowboy fans begging to beat a bad Commanders team and get out of last place. SAD!
 
cowboyvic;3752146 said:
And this is how low we have sunk. Cowboy fans begging to beat a bad Commanders team and get out of last place. SAD!

Wrong...I'm okay with winning and staying in last place. While I want to win every game, I'm not anxious to finish ahead of the Skins...that part doesn't matter to me as I also want the best draft choices possible after putting forth the best effort.

You have to live in the middle of Commanders central to really understand it. Even in a SB year when we once sat out Aikman and Smith in the final game of the season and lost to the Skins in WAshington, I cursed the entire Cowboys organization. Commanders week is always the most important two weeks of the regular season for me no matter what our record is.
 
wayne motley;3752202 said:
Wrong...I'm okay with winning and staying in last place. While I want to win every game, I'm not anxious to finish ahead of the Skins...that part doesn't matter to me as I also want the best draft choices possible after putting forth the best effort.

You have to live in the middle of Commanders central to really understand it. Even in a SB year when we once sat out Aikman and Smith in the final game of the season and lost to the Skins in WAshington, I cursed the entire Cowboys organization. Commanders week is always the most important two weeks of the regular season for me no matter what our record is.
i am here in central skin too...the tri-cities..lol this is truth around these parts.
 
Ha,
I'm near Lynchburg, have you noticed how little Commanders gear you see out and about lately? LOL saps.
 
dbair1967;3752132 said:
Since we're on the wish list:

1) For myself, I only want one thing. The winning mega millions ticket (and it only costs 1 buck!)
2) Garrett as HC
3) Chryst as OC, Capers as DC
4) No signifncant Cowboys injuries in 2011
5) Stupid commish works out new CBA so next season isnt lost
6) Two new starting OL's, both of whom are upgrades
7) Two new starting safeties, both of whom are upgrades
8) Ala Dez Bryant , luck into another bigtime player with our top pick next year
9) No more Colombo, Davis, Barber, Sensabaugh & Olshansky on our team
10) Super Bowl title in Feb 2012

Phenomenal list. I'll split that Mega Millions with ya and enjoy everything else you wished for. I agree with the whole list.
 
Guess Santa didn't hear you very well lol. We barely escaped with a win with a crappy rex at qb.
 
Dear Wayne,

Instead of a blowout, I decided to get the Commanders' hopes up for an amazing comeback only to have their hearts ripped out by the leg of David Buehler. Hope you didn't mind the switch.

Love,
Santa

P.S. Ho Ho Ho!
 
chuffly;3753668 said:
Dear Wayne,

Instead of a blowout, I decided to get the Commanders' hopes up for an amazing comeback only to have their hearts ripped out by the leg of David Buehler. Hope you didn't mind the switch.

Love,
Santa

P.S. Ho Ho Ho!
:lmao2:
 

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