Defendant confesses to murder to get back to MNF

[SaltwaterServr]

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Nathan Burris is either the least remorseful or most insane person on the planet. Or some unbelievably potent cocktail of the two. Since he is accused of murdering his ex-girlfriend as well as her male companion in a "shotgun rampage," let's go with unbelievably potent cocktail.

While being cross-examined in a murder trial that he is filling the role of both defendant and defense counsel, Burris felt the prosecutor was taking too long to make his case. So, he reportedly "snapped his fingers as he asked a jury to find him guilty quickly so he could be back in jail in time for Monday Night Football.

Read the rest at the link above.

 

[MonsterD]

I wish O.J. and Casey Anthony had something like this that would have made them get impatient with their trials.

 

[Cajuncowboy]

http://********.com/5957979/defenda...ource=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

Nathan Burris is either the least remorseful or most insane person on the planet. Or some unbelievably potent cocktail of the two. Since he is accused of murdering his ex-girlfriend as well as her male companion in a "shotgun rampage," let's go with unbelievably potent cocktail.

While being cross-examined in a murder trial that he is filling the role of both defendant and defense counsel, Burris felt the prosecutor was taking too long to make his case. So, he reportedly "snapped his fingers as he asked a jury to find him guilty quickly so he could be back in jail in time for Monday Night Football.

Read the rest at the link above.

Eagle fans...

 

[joseephuss]

Eagle fans...

Are you saying he was sentenced to be an Eagles fan? Worst punishment ever.

 

[vta]

His own quotes render the first question obsolete. He's not insane at all. He's a horrible person and really the very reason why the death penalty is useful.

'Move on down the road'. He should be moved on down to the electric chair. Forget this injection junk, strap him in and turn on the juice.