An disgruntled employee who works at Papa Johns, a die-hard Cowboys fan, comes in on the red-eye late Saturday night from Boulder, CO with some of that top-shelf, legal wacky tobacky.
He and his fellow cohorts make a magical new tomato sauce(with some kind of new basil) and promptly builds 30 large pizzas. Once baked, they load up the pies in someone's mom's minivan and roll out to ATT Stadium.
Once they sneak past security, who were lulled to sleep with some of that ganja, they are home free. The Denver Broncos and staff arrive shortly after and see a nice spread laid out in the lounge. A note lays to the side that reads......."Guys, I made these special pizzas for you to eat before the game. They contain vitamins, minerals and extra nourishment for the day. Peyton, himself, helped with the creations since it will be on his special menus soon".
Best Wishes,
John Schnatter
Cowboys 5
Broncos 2