Twitter: Derek Dooley shows Cowboys playbook

[Ken]

Says a lot that we don't have controls in place to keep our sacred playbook from leaving the organization. Geez.

 

[CATCH17]

Without Romo or Zeke that playbook is not good for anything but a drink coaster.

 

[Corso]

This thread will most certainly be a fountain of predictable, not very funny jokes about clapping, and how horrible/elementary our playbook is.

Sir, I never joke about clapping.

 

[Proximo]

So, like most threats these days?

Precisely.

 

[WhizKid]

5 pages of plays 100 variations of claps.

 

[Fletch]

Here's the first page:

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[dogberry]

How many plays does a high school playbook have?

(Not meant as a rhetorical/snarky question)

 

[Gameover]

Without Romo or Zeke that playbook is not good for anything but a drink coaster.

Please

SMH @ morons

 

[J817]

Here's the first page:

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Lol you make jokes but you might not be far off

 

[Stash]

Here's a sneak peek at the Run Game Playbook:

 

[Zekeats]

For those who think the playbook has only 20 pages, you’ll be surprised. Now the question is how many of those pages are used.

Answer, 3.

 

[Dre11]

How many plays does a high school playbook have?

(Not meant as a rhetorical/snarky question)

Depends. Mine only has 40. But a lot of coordinators use the same play and different formations.

 

[The Quest for Six]

A 500 page playbook full of pictures no doubt........or Dallas only got through the first chapter, bascs of an offensive coordinator

 

[northerncowboynation]

I always thought folks who left the building were required to sign over their playbook or sign a no-compete clause. Sue him JJ!!

 

[slick325]

This thread will most certainly be a fountain of predictable, not very funny jokes about clapping, and how horrible/elementary our playbook is.

"Are you in danger of becoming a good man Proximo?"
Maximus Decimus Meridius

 

[Captain-Crash]

"it's all Jerry's fault".

 

[ScipioCowboy]

Here's the first page:

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Great. Now I have that song stuck in my head. It sounds like Japanese biker music.

 

[Aven8]

The playbook is just fine If we are in 1996.

But unfortunately we aren't.

 

[Proximo]

"Are you in danger of becoming a good man Proximo?"

Spaniard, we shall go to Rome together and have bloody adventures. And the great ***** will suckle us until we are fat and happy and can suckle no more! And then, when enough men have died, perhaps you will have your freedom.

 

[jazzcat22]

Wonder how many pages are marked...this page intentionally left blank...