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10. Little David is in the 5th grade. Yesterday morning when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living, all the typical answers came up: fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
The teacher noticed that little David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so she asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and do it with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, red faced. "He plays for the Detroit Lions, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
9. What do you call the Detroit Lions at the SuperBowl?
Spectators
8. What is the first thing that Detoit fans will hear after the Lion win the Super Bowl?
Their alarm clocks
7. What do you call a turkey that gets sacked, stuffed, battered, and devoured every year on Thanksgiving day?
Jon Kitna
6. What is the smallest room at Ford Field?
The trophy room
5. Why did the NFL award Super Bowl XL to the city of Detroit?
Because they felt bad for the Lions, figuring it was the closest the team would ever come to a Super Bowl.
4. What do the Detroit Lions & Billy Graham have in common?
They both can make 80,000 people stand up & yell
"Jesus Christ" !
3. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
Put up goal posts
2. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl?
Nobody knows and we may never find out!
1. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a SuperBowl ring?
A thief
The teacher noticed that little David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so she asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and do it with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, red faced. "He plays for the Detroit Lions, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
9. What do you call the Detroit Lions at the SuperBowl?
Spectators
8. What is the first thing that Detoit fans will hear after the Lion win the Super Bowl?
Their alarm clocks
7. What do you call a turkey that gets sacked, stuffed, battered, and devoured every year on Thanksgiving day?
Jon Kitna
6. What is the smallest room at Ford Field?
The trophy room
5. Why did the NFL award Super Bowl XL to the city of Detroit?
Because they felt bad for the Lions, figuring it was the closest the team would ever come to a Super Bowl.
4. What do the Detroit Lions & Billy Graham have in common?
They both can make 80,000 people stand up & yell
"Jesus Christ" !
3. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
Put up goal posts
2. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl?
Nobody knows and we may never find out!
1. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a SuperBowl ring?
A thief