Detroit Lions Jokes

[DC Cowboy]

Detroit Lions



Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super

Bowl?

A: The Detroit Lions.



Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".



Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?

A: Put up goal posts.



Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?

A: To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there!



Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.



Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.



Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!



Q: What do the Lions and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

 

[RCowboyFan]

Ever notice everytime a team sucks, its the same jokes attributed to them as they have been to every team that sucks for years now?

 

[TheHustler]

Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[DC Cowboy]

Yeah but I thought they were still funny

 

[1fisher]

Ever notice everytime a team sucks, its the same jokes attributed to them as they have been to every team that sucks for years now?

yep..... copy/paste and insert different team..... few years ago the Dallas Cowboys appeared on that list!

 

[Dallas22]

Can't do the Cowboys for ALL of the jokes... I mean, we do have Super Bowl rings

GO COWBOYS!!!

Dallas22

 

[Dallas22]

I don't think we should be "jumping the gun" against the the Lions... at least I hope not. This is a game that we SHOULD win, which in turns means that we HAVE to WIN this game. No jokes towards our opponent, just beat them, then we can talk.

GO COWBOYS and GET THE JOB DONE!!!

Dallas22

 

[Big Country]

another trap game... WR Roy Williams sounds like he wont be absent from this meeting... can't game plan for a QB either... Garcia iffy, Joey H had a good week last week... did I miss anything??

 

[jbsg02]

haha funny

 

[Rockytop6]

I wish we would hold the lions jokes until after the game this Sunday. They are 4-5, the same record as the Eagles and the Eagles slapped us around pretty good for 56 minutes.

 

[FRDRCK]

Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.

what about Damien Woody and Dre' Bly

 

[The30YardSlant]

:laugh2: :laugh1: :laugh2: :laugh1:

 

[Ashwynn]

Always funny, good job.

 

[Big Country]

was the cowardly lion from the haunted forest from Detriot??? no wait the house crashed in OZ from Kansas.

NEVER MIND... my bad!!

put em up, put em up!!

 

[GTaylor]

I still think the best one is from the early 90s and it was Dallas-Maverick related:

Q: What does 4 twenty dollar bills and the Mavericks have in common?
A: Neither can break a hundred