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Heeeeeelllllll no.
Dez Bryant?It's the offseason, we have all have shower thoughts not grounded in any reality, BUT I give the board this hypothetical:
1) We are 5-3 or better at the half
2) Dez has got himself in shape
3) He will take a deal that looks like single digit millions with $500k for each TD
Would you say yes or no? Curious. I think implied is that he gets max 5 targets a game, he's a redzone threat and back shoulder 3rd down target.
Shower thoughts? Shower thoughts?It's the offseason, we have all have shower thoughts not grounded in any reality, BUT I give the board this hypothetical:
1) We are 5-3 or better at the half
2) Dez has got himself in shape
3) He will take a deal that looks like single digit millions with $500k for each TD
Would you say yes or no? Curious. I think implied is that he gets max 5 targets a game, he's a redzone threat and back shoulder 3rd down target.
It's the offseason, we have all have shower thoughts not grounded in any reality, BUT I give the board this hypothetical:
1) We are 5-3 or better at the half
2) Dez has got himself in shape
3) He will take a deal that looks like single digit millions with $500k for each TD
Would you say yes or no? Curious. I think implied is that he gets max 5 targets a game, he's a redzone threat and back shoulder 3rd down target.
It's the offseason, we have all have shower thoughts not grounded in any reality, BUT I give the board this hypothetical:
1) We are 5-3 or better at the half
2) Dez has got himself in shape
3) He will take a deal that looks like single digit millions with $500k for each TD
Would you say yes or no? Curious. I think implied is that he gets max 5 targets a game, he's a redzone threat and back shoulder 3rd down target.
More like TDS.Battered Woman's Syndrome.
That was too visceral wasn't it?
Too bad! I deal in comedy!
It's the offseason, we have all have shower thoughts not grounded in any reality, BUT I give the board this hypothetical:
1) We are 5-3 or better at the half
2) Dez has got himself in shape
3) He will take a deal that looks like single digit millions with $500k for each TD
Would you say yes or no? Curious. I think implied is that he gets max 5 targets a game, he's a redzone threat and back shoulder 3rd down target.
NoIt's the offseason, we have all have shower thoughts not grounded in any reality, BUT I give the board this hypothetical:
1) We are 5-3 or better at the half
2) Dez has got himself in shape
3) He will take a deal that looks like single digit millions with $500k for each TD
Would you say yes or no? Curious. I think implied is that he gets max 5 targets a game, he's a redzone threat and back shoulder 3rd down target.
Wow. I see you still only think about Garret 7x24. Your obsession is troubling.So, he'll be playing for a real coach! Good for him!!
I thought you had me on ignore? I see you just can't get enough of my Garrett obsession.Wow. I see you still only think about Garret 7x24. Your obsession is troubling.
It's the offseason, we have all have shower thoughts not grounded in any reality, BUT I give the board this hypothetical:
1) We are 5-3 or better at the half
2) Dez has got himself in shape
3) He will take a deal that looks like single digit millions with $500k for each TD
Would you say yes or no? Curious. I think implied is that he gets max 5 targets a game, he's a redzone threat and back shoulder 3rd down target.
It's the offseason, we have all have shower thoughts not grounded in any reality, BUT I give the board this hypothetical:
1) We are 5-3 or better at the half
You don't seem to understand Dez is not someone the FO would consider under any circumstances. He's not good for the locker room and even worse for Dez on the field. What you are suggesting is a complete "NO GO!". You keep worshipping him if you want to but the Cowboys have moved on.It's the offseason, we have all have shower thoughts not grounded in any reality, BUT I give the board this hypothetical:
1) We are 5-3 or better at the half
2) Dez has got himself in shape
3) He will take a deal that looks like single digit millions with $500k for each TD
Would you say yes or no? Curious. I think implied is that he gets max 5 targets a game, he's a redzone threat and back shoulder 3rd down target.
It's the offseason, we have all have shower thoughts not grounded in any reality, BUT I give the board this hypothetical:
1) We are 5-3 or better at the half
2) Dez has got himself in shape
3) He will take a deal that looks like single digit millions with $500k for each TD
Would you say yes or no? Curious. I think implied is that he gets max 5 targets a game, he's a redzone threat and back shoulder 3rd down target.