Dez Bryant needs to pull up his pants

[texan by birth]

I love Dez and the way he has been playing lately. Bottom line: we do not make a super bowl run without him.

All that being said will one of the coaches or one of his teammates please tell him to pull up his pants! It is not a good look. He has to know that.

 

[Staggerlee]

Uh..... Was this really worth creating a thread about? Lol

 

[spook930]

Slow day eh?

 

[Blackspider214]

 

[texan by birth]

Uh..... Was this really worth creating a thread about? Lol

Yes, I am tired of looking at that plumbers crack.

 

[LandryFan]

I love Dez and the way he has been playing lately. Bottom line: we do not make a super bowl run without him.

All that being said will one of the coaches or one of his teammates please tell him to pull up his pants! It is not a good look. He has to know that.

His pants are down??? Where you getting this stuff?

 

[Sportsbabe]

Uh..... Was this really worth creating a thread about? Lol

It's so sad.

 

[rockj7]

 

[texan by birth]

Booty crack...... Equals yuck!

 

[Nightman]

Yes, I am tired of looking at that plumbers crack.

I saw it during the game and said the NFL was going to suspend him for possession of crack

 

[tyke1doe]

I saw it during the game and said the NFL was going to suspend him for possession of crack

 

[JD_KaPow]

I like how the mods chose to retitle this thread instead of just deleting it. Showing great restraint there.

 

[tyke1doe]

I love Dez and the way he has been playing lately. Bottom line: we do not make a super bowl run without him.

All that being said will one of the coaches or one of his teammates please tell him to pull up his pants! It is not a good look. He has to know that.

Zeke's pants are dangerously close to falling. Hopefully, it doesn't come when he's taking a long run to the house. Talk about a show.

 

[ShortRound]

 

[Nightman]

Zeke's pants are dangerously close to falling. Hopefully, it doesn't come when he's taking a long run to the house. Talk about a show.

He can't have the midriff so he is going the other way

 

[Cover 2]

I love Dez and the way he has been playing lately. Bottom line: we do not make a super bowl run without him.

All that being said will one of the coaches or one of his teammates please tell him to pull up his pants! It is not a good look. He has to know that.

They need to tell him to get off my lawn too!

 

[Trouty]

I love Dez and the way he has been playing lately. Bottom line: we do not make a super bowl run without him.

All that being said will one of the coaches or one of his teammates please tell him to pull up his pants! It is not a good look. He has to know that.

LOL! Good job, OP. I laughed out loud.




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Oh, wait, you were serious?! Get off muh lawn! Damn saggy pants whipper snappers

 

[Nightman]

Just say no to Crack

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

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