Diary Of A Chicken Little/Fake Fan

[superpunk]

Today is Tuesday. It's about 11:30 am. I woke up today, gorged on cheetoh's for about a half hour while watching Fairly Odd Parents and Dora the Explorer, and then decided to browse the internet. To my surprise, there was very little discord on Cowboyszone.com, because everyone was feeling pretty good about the Pokes' 4-0 start.

So do you know what I did?

I started a thread where I said that I was super worried about the Buffalo Bills. I used catch phrases like "trap-game", declared myself a realist and chastised anyone who disagreed with me as a homer/sheep.

It was uber-cool. Zrinkill said that I was probably a Commanders troll - but I don't think anyone else figured it out. Plus, he thinks everyone is a Skins troll. I think I'm ok.



It's sunday. I started my last "I'm really worried" thread today. People got really fired up - I got wood.


It's sunday evening. Tony Romo looks awful and I've made antagonizing posts that have caused at least 87 forum members to overreact and get forum demerits. Which is awesome, and reminds me of the other day in middle school when I got that jock sent to the principal's offense.

The game is winding down. They just messed up the 2 pt conversion. I have a great thread ready about how Romo is terrible, and I knew it all along. It's 11:58. I'm ready to hit submit, this is PERFECT!!!!!!......



Oh ****.

 

[Dallas]

Today is Tuesday. It's about 11:30 am. I woke up today, gorged on cheetoh's for about a half hour while watching Fairly Odd Parents and Dora the Explorer, and then decided to browse the internet. To my surprise, there was very little discord on Cowboyszone.com, because everyone was feeling pretty good about the Pokes' 4-0 start.

So do you know what I did?

I started a thread where I said that I was super worried about the Buffalo Bills. I used catch phrases like "catch-phrase", declared myself a realist and chastised anyone who disagreed with me as a homer/sheep.

It was uber-cool. Zrinkill said that I was probably a Commanders troll - but I don't think anyone else figured it out. Plus, he thinks everyone is a Skins troll. I think I'm ok.



It's sunday. I started my last "I'm really worried" thread today. People got really fired up - I got wood.


It's sunday evening. Tony Romo looks awful and I've made antagonizing posts that have caused at least 87 forum members to overreact and get forum demerits. Which is awesome, and reminds me of the other day in middle school when I got that jock sent to the principal's offense.

The game is winding down. They just messed up the 2 pt conversion. I have a great thread ready about how Romo is terrible, and I knew it all along. It's 11:58. I'm ready to hit submit, this is PERFECT!!!!!!......



Oh ****.

You are probably joking. Maybe not. That humor you have is REALLLY dry and out there.

But saying that.

You do know it is against board policy to make duplicate accounts to post nonsense to just stir crap up?


/whistle.....

I am hoping you are just joking. Cuz if you aren't. You really deserve a punch in the face.

 

[Canadian BoyzFan]

Today is Tuesday. It's about 11:30 am. I woke up today, gorged on cheetoh's for about a half hour while watching Fairly Odd Parents and Dora the Explorer, and then decided to browse the internet. To my surprise, there was very little discord on Cowboyszone.com, because everyone was feeling pretty good about the Pokes' 4-0 start.

So do you know what I did?

I started a thread where I said that I was super worried about the Buffalo Bills. I used catch phrases like "catch-phrase", declared myself a realist and chastised anyone who disagreed with me as a homer/sheep.

It was uber-cool. Zrinkill said that I was probably a Commanders troll - but I don't think anyone else figured it out. Plus, he thinks everyone is a Skins troll. I think I'm ok.



It's sunday. I started my last "I'm really worried" thread today. People got really fired up - I got wood.


It's sunday evening. Tony Romo looks awful and I've made antagonizing posts that have caused at least 87 forum members to overreact and get forum demerits. Which is awesome, and reminds me of the other day in middle school when I got that jock sent to the principal's offense.

The game is winding down. They just messed up the 2 pt conversion. I have a great thread ready about how Romo is terrible, and I knew it all along. It's 11:58. I'm ready to hit submit, this is PERFECT!!!!!!......



Oh ****.

Sorry to ruin you being a "know it all". I'll take the W...could less about style points.

 

[theogt]

You are probably joking. Maybe not. That humor you have is REALLLY dry and out there.

But saying that.

You do know it is against board policy to make duplicate accounts to post nonsense to just stir crap up?


/whistle.....

I am hoping you are just joking. Cuz if you aren't. You really deserve a punch in the face.

I hope you are joking.

 

[Duane]

SP showing he still has the best humor on the Zone.

 

[peplaw06]

Another priceless thread started by punk.

EDIT: I know this is based on somebody... BJm??

 

[zeromaster]

At least the most original...

 

[CATCH17]

lol @ Dallas.

Dude read the title of this thread man! I like your spirit though bro!

 

[superpunk]

You are probably joking. Maybe not. That humor you have is REALLLY dry and out there.

But saying that.

You do know it is against board policy to make duplicate accounts to post nonsense to just stir crap up?


/whistle.....

I am hoping you are just joking. Cuz if you aren't. You really deserve a punch in the face.

Sorry to ruin you being a "know it all". I'll take the W...could less about style points.

That didn't quite go how I planned.

I'm striking out all over the place.

 

[Dallas]

I hope you are joking.

Just playing the game. Not let me play the GAME.

 

[dallasfaniac]

The replies are what makes your original post funnier. :laugh2:

 

[EMMITTnROY]

Today is Tuesday. It's about 11:30 am. I woke up today, gorged on cheetoh's for about a half hour while watching Fairly Odd Parents and Dora the Explorer, and then decided to browse the internet. To my surprise, there was very little discord on Cowboyszone.com, because everyone was feeling pretty good about the Pokes' 4-0 start.

So do you know what I did?

I started a thread where I said that I was super worried about the Buffalo Bills. I used catch phrases like "catch-phrase", declared myself a realist and chastised anyone who disagreed with me as a homer/sheep.

It was uber-cool. Zrinkill said that I was probably a Commanders troll - but I don't think anyone else figured it out. Plus, he thinks everyone is a Skins troll. I think I'm ok.



It's sunday. I started my last "I'm really worried" thread today. People got really fired up - I got wood.


It's sunday evening. Tony Romo looks awful and I've made antagonizing posts that have caused at least 87 forum members to overreact and get forum demerits. Which is awesome, and reminds me of the other day in middle school when I got that jock sent to the principal's offense.

The game is winding down. They just messed up the 2 pt conversion. I have a great thread ready about how Romo is terrible, and I knew it all along. It's 11:58. I'm ready to hit submit, this is PERFECT!!!!!!......



Oh ****.

superpunk, if Cowboyszone.com were my$pace, you'd be in my Top 8.

 

[LeonDixson]

Good one, SP:laugh2:

 

[Danny White]

That didn't quite go how I planned.

I'm striking out all over the place.

And you probably worked so hard on it too.

Poor superpunk. :

 

[JPM]

SP, you wily scamp.

Zrinkill, is correct. You are a Commanders troll.

 

[iceberg]

That didn't quite go how I planned.

I'm striking out all over the place.

hey - i thought it was funny and *I* knew you were spoofing all along. but some people are just destined to go through life with a huge ? on their face. the internet just means we're more likely to run into them.

i do disagree on one thing - i'm funnier than you. : )

than again no one is scott david. well, except scott and even then sometimes not. that reminds me, i need to call that boy and see how life is going.

 

[zrinkill]

I am just glad I could help ...... You should have talked to yourself in 3rd person ..... that would have really riled some people up ....

 

[iceberg]

I am just glad I could help ...... You should have talked to yourself in 3rd person ..... that would have really riled some people up ....

oh man - iceberg hates it when iceberg see people do that!

 

[superpunk]

i do disagree on one thing - i'm funnier than you. : )

This is like me bragging about being taller than Verne Shroyer.

Lest there be any more confusion, I did not write this as my diary. I wrote it as though I were the subject writing in the diary.

I wrote it in eighteenth person, or "Catherine Monaghan" as the boys at the grammar shop like to call it.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I always knew Superpunk wasn't a real Cowboys fan. This just confirms it.