You guys are idiots. This is a brilliant idea to draft Pat White. Jerry will make this happen at all cost. Here's how I know:
I snuck into the Valley Ranch facilities inside of the new water heater box to replace the one that "mysteriously" (muahahaha!) exploded in the closet behind the shower room last week. After getting placed in the storage closet, I climbed into the air vents and was making my way through the building to steal an authentic DeMarcus Ware and Felix Jones jersey, when I overheard Jerry Jones conducting a top secret meeting with Jason Garrett and recently retired sports announcer and video game producer John Madden. Here is the scoop, fellas....
Apparently, Our offense will feature a new, innovative, formation that is going to take the league by storm. The formation will include 5 linemen, 2 receivers split wide (Williams and Austin) no running back, and get this....4 quarterbacks! Romo, Crayton, Stanback, and White will all be behind center awaiting the snap. This will confuse the defense because they won't know which QB Gurode will snap the ball to and won't know which of the other 3 QB's are going to run routes. What's the name of this new, genius-created formation you ask?
The Quadruple Bi-Pass Formation! Take that Bill Parcells!
Crayton, Stanback, and White all have experience running routes and throwing the ball, so it will be an easy transition for them. Romo has experience passing, but can he run routes? Well let me ask you, What in the world was Romo doing with Roy Williams over the summer? Was Romo trying to get acquainted with his new passing target? Of course not. Those guys are All-Pros at what they do and need no further practice. Williams was teaching Romo to run routes! So when the Cowboys are putting up 50+ points a game while the league desperately tries to find a way to defend this formation, Jerry Jones will look like a genius and all you that didn't want Pat White will look like idiots.
Book it.
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