"I lost my lunch box. My mum says I can't have any pudding until I find it.
Won't you please help me find my lunch box? I like pudding. Pudding makes me smile.
Can you tell I haven't been able to find my lunch box in 3 weeks?
Every afternoon I go to my mum and ask 'please mummy, may I have some pudding'?
She just scowls at me and gives my pudding to Roscoe, he's our dog.
I am beginning to think Roscoe hid my lunch box and he is not going to give it back because he's been smiling a lot lately.
I started a donation fund to replace my lunch box and only got $2.89 and that disappeared. I suspect Roscoe, he had a new bag of treats the very next day. To go with his pudding.
This is my driver's license picture, do you like it? My mum likes it so much, she puts it on every new milk carton she buys and smiles. Her smile is a lot like Roscoe's."