Dirty Jokes Thread

[YosemiteSam]

Since we had a thread for jokes that are required to be clean. I've decided we should have a dirty joke thread too!

I will get this started!

The white horse fell in the mud!

 

[Reverend Conehead]

A sailor dressed in his Navy whites fell into the sewer.

 

[Reality]

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

Here is a old Redd Foxx joke...…
A soldier and a sailor died at the same time
Went to the gates of Heaven and met St Peter who told them to gain admission you cannot be thinking impure thoughts. If they were thinking any impure thoughts their wings would fall off and they wouldn't be admitted.
Immediately after this the soldiers wings fell off and he bent over to pick them up then the sailors wings fell off.