DMN Blog: Fat Guys still plotting revenge for minicamp pantsing

[WoodysGirl]

Readers dedicated enough to log on for minicamp coverage might recall Andre Gurode planning to get revenge after being pantsed by Terence Newman during practice.

Well, it hasn't happened yet.

Gurode, however, swears to get Newman good. He explained that the Fat Guys have to use their heads to get the Skinny Guys, and that kind of planning can take a while.

"We're still going to take care of it," Gurode said. "We can't really chase them."

It's doubtful that Gurode will be able to embarrass Newman in front of the Alamodome crowd, because there's too much open space. Gurode didn't want to go into too much detail, but the plan is to corner Newman and rub something nasty and sweaty in his face.

I can't believe I'm the only member of the media chronicling this fascinating story.

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[Crown Royal]

the plan is to corner Newman and rub something nasty and sweaty in his face.
http://cowboys.beloblog.com/archives/2007/07/fat_guys_still_plotting_revenge_for_mini.html#comments

-insert willie blade joke here-

 

[Hostile]

I can't believe I'm the only member of the media chronicling this fascinating story.

Posted by Tim MacMahon http://www.***BANNED-URL***/sharedcontent/dws/img/standing/icons/email.gif at 6:28 PM (E-mail this entry) | Comments (0)

I can't believe Tim thinks this is news.

 

[DallasCowpoke]

Gurode didn't want to go into too much detail, but the plan is to corner Newman and rub something nasty and sweaty in his face.

I can't believe I'm the only member of the media chronicling this fascinating story.

There are 3 words in this last paragraph and a half, that if strung together, are a really good giggle.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

but the plan is to corner Newman and rub something nasty and sweaty in his face.

I can only imagine what it could be, my guess is his jock-strap

I hope he doesn't plan on rubbing Newman's nose in his butt-hole or nether region :laugh2:

 

[LaTunaNostra]

Readers dedicated enough to log on for minicamp coverage might recall Andre Gurode planning to get revenge after being pantsed by Terence Newman during practice.

There's an unsettling image.

 

[Future]

"We can't really chase them."

:laugh2: That made me laugh...one of those ones that isn't hard, but keeps going you know.