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Hansen hops on high horse

1:47 PM Fri, Apr 25, 2008 | Permalink | Yahoo! Buzz
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I don't agree with a whole lot that he said, but I gotta give Dale Hansen credit for his rant on the Pacman Jones trade. It was an excellent blend of shots at Pacman and Jerry and pats on his own back.

Hansen, a legendary local TV blowhard, accuses Jerry of sinking to a new low ("even by his standards") and lacking decency. He implies that Pacman knew the Las Vegas strip club shooter. And he calls Cowboys fans hypocrites because they'll cheer for Pacman but wouldn't want him to date their daughter. (Um ... even in Texas, I don't think you can compare passion for football with love for your daughter.)

And the most ridiculous line of all: "Why don't they sign Osama Bin Laden to play wide receiver? They need one. He's 6-4, and we know nobody can catch him."



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"And the most ridiculous line of all: "Why don't they sign Osama Bin Laden to play wide receiver? They need one. He's 6-4, and we know nobody can catch him.""

Wonder how late he stayed up thinking of that comparison.
 

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I LOVE that he brings up the freaking MCCARTHY HEARINGS during a point about football.

Sums that ****** up rather nicely.
 

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Its about WINNING hansen. Its goodell's responsibility to discipline pacman, not jerry jones. Jerry just beat the other 15-20 teams who might have wanted pacman. Well see who gets the last laugh hansen.
 

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Lots of respect for Hansen since I grew up watching him on channel 8 at 10:20 everyday, but the statement above is ridiculous. Hansen should chill sometimes. I don't care for what Pacman has done as a person outside of football, but I will be screaming up and down if Pacman INTs a ball and takes it for 6.
 

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dbair1967;2050571 said:
Hansen is a butt monkey

David

Or a monkey's butt...I have not quite figured it out yet.:p:
 

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WoodysGirl;2050508 said:
Hansen hops on high horse

1:47 PM Fri, Apr 25, 2008 | Permalink | Yahoo! Buzz
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I don't agree with a whole lot that he said, but I gotta give Dale Hansen credit for his rant on the Pacman Jones trade. It was an excellent blend of shots at Pacman and Jerry and pats on his own back.

Hansen, a legendary local TV blowhard, accuses Jerry of sinking to a new low ("even by his standards") and lacking decency. He implies that Pacman knew the Las Vegas strip club shooter. And he calls Cowboys fans hypocrites because they'll cheer for Pacman but wouldn't want him to date their daughter. (Um ... even in Texas, I don't think you can compare passion for football with love for your daughter.)

And the most ridiculous line of all: "Why don't they sign Osama Bin Laden to play wide receiver? They need one. He's 6-4, and we know nobody can catch him."



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Thank God I live in Austin and dont have to listen to that ******. Since when does "dating my daughter" become the qualifications for playing for the Boyz?

I dont give a crap what any of the players do off the field, as long as they dont get suspended and hurt the team. This is all about the team and who can help the Boyz win.

If Pac can come in and contribute and help the team win, I am all for it. If he cant get the job done, he will be shown the door.

Tell Mr. Hansen to leave morality at the south gate at the new stadium, I am not dropping $$$ to watch choir boys, I expect Ws for my $$$.

My .02
 

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dbair1967;2050571 said:
Hansen is a butt monkey

David

I support this comment.

MonkeyButt1.jpg
 

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WoodysGirl;2050508 said:
Hansen hops on high horse

1:47 PM Fri, Apr 25, 2008 | Permalink | Yahoo! Buzz
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I don't agree with a whole lot that he said, but I gotta give Dale Hansen credit for his rant on the Pacman Jones trade. It was an excellent blend of shots at Pacman and Jerry and pats on his own back.

Hansen, a legendary local TV blowhard, accuses Jerry of sinking to a new low ("even by his standards") and lacking decency. He implies that Pacman knew the Las Vegas strip club shooter. And he calls Cowboys fans hypocrites because they'll cheer for Pacman but wouldn't want him to date their daughter. (Um ... even in Texas, I don't think you can compare passion for football with love for your daughter.)

And the most ridiculous line of all: "Why don't they sign Osama Bin Laden to play wide receiver? They need one. He's 6-4, and we know nobody can catch him."



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This from the guy that campaigned for Gary Hogeboom to be Dallas' starting QB. I will never let him off the hook for that.
Hansen needs to retire:starspin
 

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The remarks and shots at Sham and Laufenberg, shows what a petty, juvenile, lump-of-lard Hensen has molded himself into.

BTW, I genuienly feel sorry for any "high horse" Hansen might manage to have his gelatinous frame hoisted onto. Talk about instant swayback!
 

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Wait a second.

I wouldn't want Dale Hansen dating my daughter, either. So does that mean we can kick him off the air in the interest of moral decency?
 

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Now Hansen is on 103 saying he has no problem with Howard coming out about his pot use and he says that "some laws are meant to be broken" and doesn't think it hurts the image of the team.
 
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