DMN Blog: Offseason Cheerleader Cheesecake... er... tryouts

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Video: Dallas Cowboys cheerleader tryouts

1:04 AM Sun, May 24, 2009 | Permalink | Yahoo! Buzz
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Here's a link to video of the Dallas Cowboys cheerleader tryouts. (1:06)
 

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WoodysGirl;2785416 said:
Video: Dallas Cowboys cheerleader tryouts

1:04 AM Sun, May 24, 2009 | Permalink | Yahoo! Buzz
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Here's a link to video of the Dallas Cowboys cheerleader tryouts. (1:06)

Boyzmamacita;2785431 said:

You ladies feeling a little "experimental" this evening, or what?
 

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tomson75;2785438 said:
You ladies feeling a little "experimental" this evening, or what?


Ha, ha, ha. Nope. Just a big DCC fan who is now too, um, mature, to try out, but I still follow the ladies.

And I'm sure WG posted just to make you guys happy.:)
 

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Every year I wonder why these new recruits don't record the episodes from CMT or footage of the squad from a game and show up actually performing the routines the cheerleaders actually utilize. The ad lib dancing always looks out of place. Do the routines that the directors recognize so you can stand out from the rest as being someone who has put in the work already. That kind of dedication can't be measured.
 

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Wow hostile there are so many jokes that could be inserted here - but I guess for once I will show restraint....
 

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burmafrd;2785523 said:
Wow hostile there are so many jokes that could be inserted here - but I guess for once I will show restraint....
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come on Hos you have a few for sure.


"someone who has put in the work already "

Thats fairly loaded right there...
 

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burmafrd;2785638 said:
come on Hos you have a few for sure.


"someone who has put in the work already "

Thats fairly loaded right there...
Where did I put that bunny picture?
 

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burmafrd;2785646 said:
gee hos senilty is setting in fast....
No, just would rather you actually tell the jokes than insinuate you have some.

Quite frankly you're boring the hell out of me.
 

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Hostile;2785647 said:
No, just would rather you actually tell the jokes than insinuate you have some.

Quite frankly you're boring the hell out of me.

That is great advice Hos, I am going to try out for some NFL teams to play quarterback. I know what they want to see, I also know what will impress them, I am going to throw nothing but touchdown passes. If I do that I should be able to land a job for certain.....lol just messin with ya big guy..maybe the real routines are harder than they look? Like throwing touchdown passes. Maybe they just can't do them yet, i dunno, just a thought.
 

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glorydaysrback;2785709 said:
That is great advice Hos, I am going to try out for some NFL teams to play quarterback. I know what they want to see, I also know what will impress them, I am going to throw nothing but touchdown passes. If I do that I should be able to land a job for certain.....lol just messin with ya big guy..maybe the real routines are harder than they look? Like throwing touchdown passes. Maybe they just can't do them yet, i dunno, just a thought.
Yeah, but do you have pedigree?
 

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Hostile;2785712 said:
Yeah, but do you have pedigree?

See...this is exactly what I'm talking about. Try and get Rack started on a dog food topic....see what happens. :p: :confused:
 

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Cowboys Cheerleader Hopefuls Do Their Best to Brighten Up the Gaylord

By Patrick Michels in Sports
Sunday, May. 24 2009 @ 5:44PM

Patrick Michels

If you can make 80's dance covers look fun, you too could be on CMT someday, or even on the big screen in ArlingtonWe've got more photos in a slide show coming soon.

It was easy to spot Morgan Willey's family in the Gaylord Texan's courtyard Saturday afternoon, in their matching white T-shirts with blue Cowboys stars. Airbrushed onto the back of each shirt was Morgan's name and their relation to her -- just in case you were wondering, or in case one of them forgets.

Doug Willey -- in the "Morgan's Dad" T-shirt -- said his daughter grew up as both a Cowboys fan and a ballerina, but it was CMT's reality show Making the Team that really sparked her interest. They'd flown in from El Paso to show support at the tryouts, and her uncle Ted has been hosting the 19-year-old dancer in Dallas for weeks while she practiced her routine.

Upstairs in the ballroom, the CMT cameras once again had the tryouts well covered, but it took a lot more than an airbrushed shirts and a travel story to stand out among the hundreds hoping to make the first cut for this year's batch of Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.
Six at a time, hopeful cheerleaders filed onto the dance floor and tried to wow the dozen judges with their personal introductions. One girl said she'd driven six hours to reach Dallas after graduating from high school the night before. Another drew applause by announcing her plans to get married in August. They ranged in age from their late teens to late thirties, and though most were from North Texas, dancers came from all over the country for the tryout weekend in Grapevine.

Having introduced themselves, their sole possession of the spotlight was history. When the music started up, each launched into their own routines, side by side on the dance floor but each otherwise on their own planet.

Some went with the swing-your-arms, snap-your-fingers move, some tried to impress with their winning smiles, and one girl got the room's attention with a series of back-flips and cartwheels just shy of the terrified dancers watching from the front row.

The second round, with one standard dance routine, was held Sunday, and a third round of tryouts will decide who finally makes the squad.
 
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WoodysGirl;2785416 said:
Video: Dallas Cowboys cheerleader tryouts

1:04 AM Sun, May 24, 2009 | Permalink | Yahoo! Buzz
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Here's a link to video of the Dallas Cowboys cheerleader tryouts. (1:06)

Is my beloved ABIGAIL there?...if she gets cut I am done with this team...done i tell you...DONE!!!!
 

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Quarterback Coach;2786092 said:
Is my beloved ABIGAIL there?...if she gets cut I am done with this team...done i tell you...DONE!!!!
She's already on the squad. These are the girls who get to try and take an open slot or push a veteran aside at the very end.

Abigail is waiting for the phone to ring and you can't get up the nads to call her.

I am disappointed.
 
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Hostile;2786106 said:
She's already on the squad. These are the girls who get to try and take an open slot or push a veteran aside at the very end.

Abigail is waiting for the phone to ring and you can't get up the nads to call her.

I am disappointed.

i'm sorry...i'll go stand in the corner now...
 
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