DMN Blog: Spears lays down law of physics

[Bungarian]

Spears lays down law of physics

DE Marcus Spears, who looked mighty quick against the Broncos, has done everything in his power to make sure he backs up his claims that Bill Parcells' scheme held him back.

Spears weighs 304 after dropping six pounds in the off-season. Not sure how much of that weight was hair, but he's now sporting a Mohawk. It's faded from the top to the side, but the no-guard look on the sides gives him a tremendous aerodynamic advantage.

"That hair gives you that parachute effect," said Spears, who took an Evolution of Physics class at LSU. "It pulls you back."

I tried explaining this scientific phenomenon to first-round pick Anthony Spencer, who has let his Mohawk morph into a Frohawk. Spencer nodded politely, but the hair of the sides of his head is bushier than ever. No surprise that he doesn't have a sack yet.

"I'll talk to him," Spears said. "It'll mean more coming from me."

 

[CrazyCowboy]

Spears needs to lay down a few QB's and leave the physics alone.

 

[Aikbach]

The physics of safe sacks.

 

[AsthmaField]

You know that really is pretty funny stuff from the Timster... but this time of year, I'd really like some info that is about actual things going on the football field. Not jokes. Tell me what Spears has to say about his progress so far and let me know what he thinks he can do to improve. Physics? Fine, ask Spears about leverage or what moves he likes to throw the OT off-balance with.

That stuff would be much better reading if you're going to have access to ask Spears questions... you know?

 

[AsthmaField]

The physics of safe sacks.

Missed that the first time around.... that's some funny ****!

 

[ThreeSportStar80]

Spears get to the QB man!!! And Explode the backfield up!!!

 

[tunahelper]

Spencer needs to get physical (Olivia Newton John Style) on QB's.

 

[Deep_Freeze]

Anyone tell him they are wearing helmets....

 

[Sarge]

Spears needs to lay down a few QB's and leave the physics alone.

Don't hold your breff.

 

[Aikbach]

LSU has produced some of the finest physicists in the country, none of them hold degrees of course, all experimentation and knowledge of chemical properties has been gained via constructing moonshine for week long tailgating.

 

[Doomsday101]

At this point I don't care if Spears motivation is to prove that BP system is the reason for his poor play or if the Mohawk gives him special powers. It is time for him to stand up and be accountable for his own play. I think it is a good start that he came to camp in better shape maybe if he was doing that from the get go he would not have as many question marks around him

 

[STSINAZ]

spears needs to quit talking and just do it! i am tired of him saying what he is going to do...so far he has done nothing!