DMN: Gosselin: What a dominating Cowboys defense depends upon

Kaiser

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What do Writing on a Deadline mean?

I'm actually not down on Goose, there are others in DFW that are worse. This article is one more reminder that there are probably 50 people on this website that could do a better job as a sportswriter if they wanted to take the paycut.
 

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Hardy is spelling Harvey, who doesn't exist. This guy is a clown and a half. I prefer the Ticket's fake Goose better.

I'm pretty sure that Goose combined Mincey and Hardy and came up with Harvey. Hardy isn't spelling anything. Grammar smack and gibberish. I like it.
 

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I'm pretty sure that Goose combined Mincey and Hardy and came up with Harvey. Hardy isn't spelling anything. Grammar smack and gibberish. I like it.

Maybe Mincey and Hardy are Two Face, Harvey Dent? Sorry, my mind just blew.

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Knew a Harvey first name and also one with that last name. But never a Harvey Harvey. Knew a Jim James though. What's a little literary liberty? Just a willing suspension of disbelief.

I have no idea what I just said.
 

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Knew a Harvey first name and also one with that last name. But never a Harvey Harvey. Knew a Jim James though. What's a little literary liberty? Just a willing suspension of disbelief.

I have no idea what I just said.

What about ex-49ers punter Tommy Thompson?
 

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Hardy is spelling Harvey, who doesn't exist. This guy is a clown and a half. I prefer the Ticket's fake Goose better.

I believe he was trying to say Gregory, and somehow combined Hardy and Gregory's names into a sort of amalgamation which turned into Harvey. The fact that he doesn't check his own work says a lot about the state of sports journalism. Overall the entire piece was tripe though.
 

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First thing that came to my mind was Harvey Martin, then it occurred to me that even Gosselin couldn't possibly be that messed up. He just couldn't, could he . . . naw.
 

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Gosselin's brain went into a time warp; he was referencing the late, great, No. 79:

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He's a gigantic imaginary rabbit that James Stewart and apparently Gosselin sees and talks to.

I think he gets his story's from Harvey. Sad thing is, Harvey knows more than Gosselin, but Gosselin misinterprets them.
Harvey face palms constantly...
 
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