News: DMN: Tiger Woods texting Tony Romo to discuss their back issues

[GimmeTheBall!]

I dunno but if I'm romo, I keep that dude away from my wife.

You are being much too generous as to Wood and his magneticism with women.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Tony, Witten is your best bud. Stick to that.

 

[DallasEast]

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The best way to win over my critics is to do things exactly like Tiger.
I should cup my face just like he does whenever they see me thinking. Yeah.
The bill of my cap should always face forward like his. Yeah.
I must stay fit and trim like him. Yeah.
I already got a blonde wife. Yeah.
That reminds me. Must remember to ask Candice about
making an appointment for me at the tanning salon. Yeah...​

 

[DallasEast]

Tiger's girlfriend is pretty. What in the world does that lady have on next to her?

Looks like oyster shells and ostrich feathers. I'm interested more in how much glue fumes she inhaled before posing for that picture.

 

[BoysFan4ever]

Looks like oyster shells and ostrich feathers. I'm interested more in how much glue fumes she inhaled before posing for that picture.

The dress was the first thing I noticed when I saw the picture. Hideous but the odds are high it's some high dollar designer gown.

 

[BoysFan4ever]

You are being much too generous as to Wood and his magneticism with women.

He's worth what close to a billion? That's a guess because I do not know but I can promise you that appeals to a ton of women. And he's not a bad looking guy. I think he's got plenty to offer but he's probably a guy that should remain single. He can keep his money that way & maybe being faithful isn't a strong point with him.

 

[Sportsbabe]

Lol it's the other way around dude. If I'm Candice I would want this dude (Tiger) away from my husband.

Give this man a platinum covered Silver & Blue Star!!!!!
Don't ya'll know ho-ing is contagious?

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

He's worth what close to a billion? That's a guess because I do not know but I can promise you that appeals to a ton of women. And he's not a bad looking guy. I think he's got plenty to offer but he's probably a guy that should remain single. He can keep his money that way & maybe being faithful isn't a strong point with him.

you make a good point. Look at Donald Sterling.
I used to think women were attracted to me because of my haunting good looks. But it occurs to me that I half a huge stash of canned goods and that probably looks real good to women who need canned goods.