Do we have the most annoying coach in the NFL?

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i don't think annoying is the accurate term.. he's more embarrassing than anything

no fire, no anger, jiggles his man boobs and pumps his fists when the cowboys make a nice play
 

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dwarecwby311;3030496 said:
i don't think annoying is the accurate term.. he's more embarrassing than anything

no fire, no anger, jiggles his man boobs and pumps his fists when the cowboys make a nice play


I have yet to understand why all the hate for a guy that has done an admirable job as the Cowboys head coach. He may not look as cool as Cowher or Jeff Fisher patrolling the sidelines but exactly what is a 60 year old man supposed to be like?

I really hope the players read some of these posts and stand up for the coach that has done right by them in almost every circumstance almost to a fault. Do I like everything he has done? No, but I have more issue with how Garrett's performed than Wade.

In fact, Wade's defenses are better than Parcells's when he was here. Easily better, despite having some of the same traits (late game collapses, penalties). This team plays with more fire than BP's ever did. The problem is that Sparano/Payton's offense was more big play and more tailored to Romo's abilities at the time.

Wade has done a good job here in Dallas and this season is NOT over. I think this team has alot in the tank to make a very good run at the playoffs this season and it will begin on Sunday vs. Atlanta.

And I say this not because I have confidence in Wade- which I do unlike so many- but because I think RHG will finally figure some things out about his offensive personnel and how to use them for best effect.
 

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dwarecwby311;3030496 said:
i don't think annoying is the accurate term.. he's more embarrassing than anything

no fire, no anger, jiggles his man boobs and pumps his fists when the cowboys make a nice play

you ever step back and watch a fool take an easy shot?

i do.

it's funny.

we can sit and judge and never do a thing and somewhere along the way, it became accepted.

heh, i'm fooling myself it seems, it's always been this way.

you contribution to comedy is "man boobs" and yet your insults are supposed to degrade someone coaching a top sports franchise in the world and simply that into terms we can more easily understand.

and still blame them.
 

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Boyzmamacita;3029704 said:
http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v735/BoyzMama/Boyz_08WadeP.gif
I think this is a clip of him reacting to our coin flip win in this years 1st preseason game.
 

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I dont have one but:

Andy Reid - terrible press conferences. He thinks he can use the Jedi mind trick on the media

Bill Belichick - his surly self has gotten old, not to mention the injury report shenanigans

Wade - sorry, he is too laid back. I want to see him throw a helmet or donut or something

Dick Jaron - he looks like he sees the train coming but cant do anything about it
 
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Wade Phillips and Jason Garrett piss me off to the point where I turn the game off at times.... I've never done that even when they went 1-15. :eek:
 

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Joe Realist;3030520 said:
I dont have one but:

Andy Reid - terrible press conferences. He thinks he can use the Jedi mind trick on the media

Bill Belichick - his surly self has gotten old, not to mention the injury report shenanigans

Wade - sorry, he is too laid back. I want to see him throw a helmet or donut or something

Dick Jaron - he looks like he sees the train coming but cant do anything about it

:laugh2:

So funny because it's so true.

Oh, and great post, mohican. :)
 

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Wade has shown he's not a good HFC and he's not going to be here next year. The only question is who does Jerry bring in cause I seriously doubt anyone is willing to give Garrett a vote of confidence for the HC job. Would Holmgren be willing to come down to Dallas & will Jerry finally realize he's not the greatest GM--except in his own mind. If not Holmgren, then doubt Jerry gets the "chin" either. Also I don't see any up and coming young coach on the Cowboys or on any other team that Jerry might recognize. Sure hope Jerry doesn't seek Al Davis' opinion.
 

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mmohican29;3030502 said:
I have yet to understand why all the hate for a guy that has done an admirable job as the Cowboys head coach. He may not look as cool as Cowher or Jeff Fisher patrolling the sidelines but exactly what is a 60 year old man supposed to be like?

I really hope the players read some of these posts and stand up for the coach that has done right by them in almost every circumstance almost to a fault. Do I like everything he has done? No, but I have more issue with how Garrett's performed than Wade.

In fact, Wade's defenses are better than Parcells's when he was here. Easily better, despite having some of the same traits (late game collapses, penalties). This team plays with more fire than BP's ever did. The problem is that Sparano/Payton's offense was more big play and more tailored to Romo's abilities at the time.

Wade has done a good job here in Dallas and this season is NOT over. I think this team has alot in the tank to make a very good run at the playoffs this season and it will begin on Sunday vs. Atlanta.

And I say this not because I have confidence in Wade- which I do unlike so many- but because I think RHG will finally figure some things out about his offensive personnel and how to use them for best effect.

That's odd considering his unit has carried this team for three years.

While the guru's unit is filled with top tier talent and has not ever been looked at as the backbone of this team in three seasons.

One guy is learing how to be a coordinator. He's got the top five unit in the entire league.

The other guy has been on the job 30 something years and he's got a unit who isn't near the top five now nor will they be at any point this season.

???
 

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Hey, I make fun of all coaches.

-- Dick Jauron looks and acts like a corpse. He looks like the outlaw/gunfight victims that they used to prop up in those Old West photos.

-- Jim Zorn looks like a college preppy and acts like a sorority chick.

-- Tom Cable looks like a truck driver. You can smell that guy through the TV.

-- Mike Smith looks like an airline pilot.

-- Raheem Morris looks like a member of New Edition ... "Mr. Telephone Man ..."

-- Sean Payton looks like that kid on Malcom in the Middle.

-- Andy Reid looks like Shrek. Grotesque, fat and green.

-- Tom Coughlin always looks so exasperated. When he gets mad, it looks like he could shoot lazers out of his beady little eyes.

-- Mike McCarthy looks like the brother on There's Something About Mary .... "Franks and Beans."

-- Jimmy Johnson used to smack his lips in a weird way throughout the game ... like a cat that got a hold of some peanut butter. He also had a prissy walk.

-- Bill Parcells was disgusting looking. Camel Toe. Every year, they talked about him losing a bunch of weight in the off-season, but he always looked the same to me.

-- Mike Shanahan looks liked that elf in Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer. If the sideline cameras ever panned down to his shoes, I expected to see green slippers that turned up at the toe.

-- Norv Turner .... good grief.




-- Jon Gruden was a freak show on the sidelines.
 

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The good news is that he's 2 minutes less annoying than jeffro.
 

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I was never a fan of Wade. This is well known.

BUT... if he was coaching this team to its potential then I wouldnt care what celebrations he did. I would get goofy with him.
 

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Chief;3030924 said:
Hey, I make fun of all coaches.

-- Dick Jauron looks and acts like a corpse. He looks like the outlaw/gunfight victims that they used to prop up in those Old West photos.

-- Jim Zorn looks like a college preppy and acts like a sorority chick.

-- Tom Cable looks like a truck driver. You can smell that guy through the TV.

-- Mike Smith looks like an airline pilot.

-- Raheem Morris looks like a member of New Edition ... "Mr. Telephone Man ..."

-- Sean Payton looks like that kid on Malcom in the Middle.

-- Andy Reid looks like Shrek. Grotesque, fat and green.

-- Tom Coughlin always looks so exasperated. When he gets mad, it looks like he could shoot lazers out of his beady little eyes.

-- Mike McCarthy looks like the brother on There's Something About Mary .... "Franks and Beans."

-- Jimmy Johnson used to smack his lips in a weird way throughout the game ... like a cat that got a hold of some peanut butter. He also had a prissy walk.

-- Bill Parcells was disgusting looking. Camel Toe. Every year, they talked about him losing a bunch of weight in the off-season, but he always looked the same to me.

-- Mike Shanahan looks liked that elf in Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer. If the sideline cameras ever panned down to his shoes, I expected to see green slippers that turned up at the toe.

-- Norv Turner .... good grief.




-- Jon Gruden was a freak show on the sidelines.
:laugh2:
 
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