Do Y'all Think Jerry Jones Is An Alcoholic?

[DallasEast]

He has enough money to buy a liver whenever he needs one. And enough cash to buy the top slot on the transplant waiting list.

 

[Joe Realist]

He has a 40 year old brain and a 95 year old liver.

 

[Diehardblues]

I think Jethro as I call him named after the Beverly Hillbillies is a lot of things but an alcoholic by definition is probably not one of them.

 

[Sarek]

We'd be better off if he just drank himself into oblivion. If we always have to depend on getting lucky we will always travel the long road to no where.

 

[Dave_in-NC]

i'd have to go with this.

if he got falling down drunk every night he'd be dead by now.

I think he's pickled.

 

[iceberg]

I think he's pickled.

possibly - but in that state you may as well be dead.

i pushed it to the limit myself and somehow was fortunate enough to get a chance to back away from the cliff. so when people wonder if he gets drunk every night i can honestly say no or he'd be dead by now.

 

[zrinkill]

To me, the better question is, is it any of our business?

Well Jerry commented on Zeke being in a legal store ....... so why cant we comment on Jerry and his drunken shenanigans.

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Well Jerry commented on Zeke being in a legal store ....... so why cant we comment on Jerry and his drunken shenanigans.

Hey zrin,

How have you been?

Off the top of my head, I would say that because Jerry is paying Zeke, he has a bit of latitude in matters such as this. Is your intention that we pay Jerry's Salary?

 

[zrinkill]

Hey zrin,

How have you been?

Off the top of my head, I would say that because Jerry is paying Zeke, he has a bit of latitude in matters such as this. Is your intention that we pay Jerry's Salary?

Well yes ... the fans are where he gets his money from.

And I have been pretty good ....... hope you have been as well.

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Well yes ... the fans are where he gets his money from.

And I have been pretty good ....... hope you have been as well.

I have been pretty good as well.

The fans are part of where he gets his money, that's true but we do not employ him. We buy a product from him and in turn, he receives money. That's very different then being an employee or employer. We are under no obligation to watch the Cowboys or buy merchandise.

 

[xwalker]

Obviously he loves his scotch, but anybody know if he gets drunk every night? or even is drunk all the time? Just wonderin, Helman was talkin on today's "On air" podcast about how he tried to order some johnny blue at the media party last night, and the bartender told him they only had a lil left, and had to save it for "the boss" lol....

Technically, Yes, but he functions better than most sober people as a businessman.

Now that I think about it, I might take up drinking. If somebody can get Jerry's drinking schedule, I'll just follow it and see if I start making millions.

 

[nobody]

possibly - but in that state you may as well be dead.

i pushed it to the limit myself and somehow was fortunate enough to get a chance to back away from the cliff. so when people wonder if he gets drunk every night i can honestly say no or he'd be dead by now.

Ozzy Osbourne is pickled and has been for ages and has been okay. Maybe Jerry is that sort of pickled.

 

[strollinruss]

who cares if he is a drunk? As long as he keeps doing a great job and.....oh wait a minute.


All kidding aside, he knows how to make a dollar.

 

[haleyrules]

i'd have to go with this.

if he got falling down drunk every night he'd be dead by now.

lol. I dont know..my father drank Irish Whiskey every day and he lived to be 247 yrs old.

 

[haleyrules]

Ozzy Osbourne is pickled and has been for ages and has been okay. Maybe Jerry is that sort of pickled.

lol. Yes, but Ozzy is only 26!!

 

[iceberg]

lol. I dont know..my father drank Irish Whiskey every day and he lived to be 247 yrs old.

you can do that to a limit. it's getting trashed every night that will kill you.

 

[strollinruss]

you can do that to a limit. it's getting trashed every night that will kill you.

Yup, I got someone on my team right now with a bleeding ulcer. I know it's from boozing it up. Love the guy but he's in bad shape for early 40s.

 

[nobody]

lol. Yes, but Ozzy is only 26!!

lol are we counting years as spent on another planet?

 

[haleyrules]

lol are we counting years as spent on another planet?

lol. Just other demensions. Ozzy is too pickled to die..he is like a walking preservative.

 

[nobody]

lol. Just other demensions. Ozzy is too pickled to die..he is like a walking preservative.

He is definitely that. Good entertainer, too!