Does anybody have the Valley Ranch PR Department Number

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Press 1 for Owner
Press 2 for GM
Press 3 for Jerry

If you need to speak to anyone else feel free to press 1-2-3.
 
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dupree89 said:
I just was on the Cowboys website and went to the employment section. I applied for this job opportunity.
Information Systems/Technical: Technical Support/Help Desk
OSX Desktop Support Specialist - Dallas Cowboys Football Club (Irving, TX)

At the bottom, I said....
Please note I am not qualified in the least bit for this job, but since Jason Garrett got hired as head coach, I'm thinking job qualifications are not really necessary for employment.
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LMAO.. Golden.
 
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blindzebra said:
Might I suggest going in person?

Then we won't have to deal with your nonsense for 3 to 5 years.
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khiladi said:
I'm trying to go off and I can't find it online...
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You ever get through- I hope you get an audio recording so I can listen to the gloriousness.

I would love it. I would collab with you!
 
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dupree89 said:
I just was on the Cowboys website and went to the employment section. I applied for this job opportunity.
Information Systems/Technical: Technical Support/Help Desk
OSX Desktop Support Specialist - Dallas Cowboys Football Club (Irving, TX)

At the bottom, I said....
Please note I am not qualified in the least bit for this job, but since Jason Garrett got hired as head coach, I'm thinking job qualifications are not really necessary for employment.
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One of the funniest things I've seen since The Room.
 

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I actually called Larry Lacewell once, got his answering machine and left him a message. He called me back! It was after the draft 1 year. He was cool. He said he just got done signing his UDFA's the day before. He told me the only reason he returned the call was he thought I was an agent!
 

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dupree89 said:
I just was on the Cowboys website and went to the employment section. I applied for this job opportunity.
Information Systems/Technical: Technical Support/Help Desk
OSX Desktop Support Specialist - Dallas Cowboys Football Club (Irving, TX)

At the bottom, I said....
Please note I am not qualified in the least bit for this job, but since Jason Garrett got hired as head coach, I'm thinking job qualifications are not really necessary for employment.
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Priceless. I told my Father-In-Law last week that if garrett does not get fired then I am updating my Resume and sending it to Jerry. I am a Telecom Consulant so I am a shoe-in for Kiffin's DC Job when he is Fired or "Retired".
 
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Corso said:
You ever get through- I hope you get an audio recording so I can listen to the gloriousness.

I would love it. I would collab with you!
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Haven't gotten a number yet. I'm not expecting any change, but I just want to make fun of these clowns about their ineptness and how Garrett blows it on a regular basis and can't even beat division rivals in games that matter.
 
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khiladi said:
Haven't gotten a number yet. I'm not expecting any change, but I just want to make fun of these clowns about their ineptness and how Garrett blows it on a regular basis and can't even beat division rivals in games that matter.
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We should game-plan this.
You know, what the coaching staff seems to ignore. A game-plan...

We'll blitzkrieg the so and so's.

I'm with you on this and it should be recorded.

I am so in on this mischief... We should continue this on PM. I write stuff like this for a living, you know...
 
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I love that movie like a first-born child.

Johnny: I kill you, you *******!

Mark: You couldn't kill me if you tried.

Johnny: You betrayed me! You're not good. You, you're just a chicken. Chip-chip-chip-chip-cheep-cheep.
 
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I work in PR in college athletics and trust me it doesn't do any good. Rich Dalrymple is going to chalk you up as a crackpot. Can't people understand the ONLY way it works is for people to withhold money. It's the nutjobs and wackos that call
 
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Corso said:
Mark: How was work today?

Johnny: Oh, pretty good. We got a new client and the bank will make a lot of money.

Mark: What client?

Johnny: I cannot tell you; it's confidential.

Mark: Aw, come on. Why not?

Johnny: No, I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?
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Haha ! That's when they were on the roof top. Apparently, according to Johnny mark is an expert with the ladies
 
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