Does anyone here know telekinesis?

[Reverend Conehead]

I think it would be fun to know telekinesis. You can move objects with your mind with it. That way if someone's being a jerk, you could cause an ashtray to fly across the room and hit them in the face. I used to think it would be fun to be a mind reader, but I tried that and it sucked. Trust me, you don't want to know what other people are thinking. I read a book about mind reading and got pretty good at it. Basically, everyone is a perv and it will just gross you out to read their thoughts.

But telekinesis sounds like fun. If a cop is being uppity, just levitate his baton out of its holster and bop him on the head with it. Make him trip and fall headlong into the gutter. This could be fun. I wonder if it's hard to learn. Maybe there's a Skillshare class on it.

 

[Runwildboys]

I think it would be fun to know telekinesis. You can move objects with your mind with it. That way if someone's being a jerk, you could cause an ashtray to fly across the room and hit them in the face. I used to think it would be fun to be a mind reader, but I tried that and it sucked. Trust me, you don't want to know what other people are thinking. I read a book about mind reading and got pretty good at it. Basically, everyone is a perv and it will just gross you out to read their thoughts.

But telekinesis sounds like fun. If a cop is being uppity, just levitate his baton out of its holster and bop him on the head with it. Make him trip and fall headlong into the gutter. This could be fun. I wonder if it's hard to learn. Maybe there's a Skillshare class on it.

One doesn't "know" telekinesis. One either "has" telekinesis or not......Foolish mortal.

 

[Melonfeud]

*a 10% lyndane solution, literally applied to the effected area, should resolve the issue,,,er,,, if symptoms prove persistent? Seek professional help in the morning,or at least some time in accordance 2 yer' schedule

 

[cowboyec]

thats poltergist @#$%.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

One doesn't "know" telekinesis. One either "has" telekinesis or not......Foolish mortal.

But I like learning how to do stuff. There must be a way to learn how to do this. I've been concentrating really hard on making a pencil slide across the table. I've focused on it like a laser beam. We're talking super high concentration, but still no luck. I'm afraid if I focus too hard, it will short circuit my brain and I'll become a moron.

 

[Runwildboys]

But I like learning how to do stuff. There must be a way to learn how to do this. I've been concentrating really hard on making a pencil slide across the table. I've focused on it like a laser beam. We're talking super high concentration, but still no luck. I'm afraid if I focus too hard, it will short circuit my brain and I'll become a moron.

In order to use telekinesis for a task such as that, it's necessary to exhale strongly while concentrating on which direction you wish to send the pencil. This method also works very well for feathers, tennis balls, and smoke.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

In order to use telekinesis for a task such as that, it's necessary to exhale strongly while concentrating on which direction you wish to send the pencil. This method also works very well for feathers, tennis balls, and smoke.

It totally works! All right. Thanks for the tip.

 

[CouchCoach]

Is that watching videos of relatives? Yep, did my time doing that when I first got married, had to watch home movies of her kin and her sis was in them as well. Didn't know they called it that. Her brother was in some too, was that telekinebro?

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Okay, I've got some powers, but I need to hone them. I just spent 20 minutes staring at a teaspoon on the table trying to get it to bend with my mind. It did absolutely nothing. I was super frustrated. I gritted my teeth and super focused on it, making a tortured face, and intensely pointing my finger at it and ... nothing. I shook my fists and grunted, making an agonized face, pointing both index fingers at it, totally focusing my mind on bending that spoon and ..... nothing. Super frustrating. Then I went out to my garage to go for a drive, and I found my MG was a pile of liquified molten steel.

(Is this covered by insurance?)

 

[jsb357]

I think

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Maybe there's a Skillshare class on it.

-Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the
workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their
dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself,'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true
than to be selfish and worry about my liver.'

 

[CouchCoach]

I can stare at a hot cup of coffee for 30 minutes and make it cool to room temperature. I don't know where the heat goes but I make it go away. I can also make it come back again inside my microwave. I've explained to people how I have harnessed heat and they stare at me in wonder.

 

[Runwildboys]

I can stare at a hot cup of coffee for 30 minutes and make it cool to room temperature. I don't know where the heat goes but I make it go away. I can also make it come back again inside my microwave. I've explained to people how I have harnessed heat and they stare at me in wonder.

You can harness lightning too, by putting a spoon in the cup.

 

[Pompey-Cowboy]

I knew telly savalas if that helps?

 

[nobody]

Once you get good enough, it's time to hit Vegas.

 

[timb2]

Rev is that the name of that sista stripper at the Gentlemen's Club?

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Rev is that the name of that sista stripper at the Gentlemen's Club?

Who me? Go to a gentleman's club? Nooooooo!!! Would I do a thing like that?

 

[kskboys]

Who me? Go to a gentleman's club? Nooooooo!!! Would I do a thing like that?

Yeah, they're already taking their clothes off, what's the point. Now going to a PTA meeting................

 

[DallasEast]

It is a Jean Grey thread!

 

[Reality]

 

[aria]

thats poltergist @#$%.

I don’t think you’re too far off. Trying to be careful here but I had some crazy telekinesis like experiences when I was younger from dabbling in things I shouldn’t have been.

I’ll just chalk it up to paranormal.