Does anyone here know telekinesis?

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

My brain waves just made a breakfast sandwich disappear in my stomach. And I swear I don't remember touching it. I even got up and went back to the kitchen looking for it. Sheesh!!!

 

[Them]

But I like learning how to do stuff. There must be a way to learn how to do this. I've been concentrating really hard on making a pencil slide across the table. I've focused on it like a laser beam. We're talking super high concentration, but still no luck. I'm afraid if I focus too hard, it will short circuit my brain and I'll become a moron.

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lol...

 

[Montanalo]

I often use my telekinetic powers to create passing lanes for the Cowboy's offense. I run into trouble, though, when games aren't carried in our area.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

I often use my telekinetic powers to create passing lanes for the Cowboy's offense. I run into trouble, though, when games aren't carried in our area.

We need to all pitch in and buy you tickets and passage to all road games.