Doing anything for... Halloween?

CliffnDallas

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I'm taking a few days off starting Thursday and plan on watching some spooky stuff on TV, Friday night "Ghost Adventures" on the Travel Ch. is having a several hour long "live" show from a closed down nut house. And on Halloween night there's some sort of "Ghost Hunters marathon/live event" on SyFy.

Also Battlestar Galatica The Plan is being released on DVD/BD tomorrow and I'll pick that up. (It's not rated and there's rumors of...nudity :eek: ) I also have The Ghost And Mr. Chicken on the DVR so it should be a full weekend. So what are you doing?


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Bob Sacamano;3039647 said:
I'll dress up as Yeag, and scare all the children

Only 1? You probably occupy the same space as a few Yeags, fatty fats.

You're really shorting yourself by not going for the Yeag triplets.
 

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I'm going to do what I do every year. Go out alone dressed in all black and prey upon innocent vulnerable people who are happy and having a good time... until they encounter me.

This has been a tradition with me for many many years. Haunted houses and scary movies just don't cut it for me because people are anticipating and expecting something scary. I like to catch people with their guard down at their weakest and most vulnerable point.

Don't get me wrong, I don't ever hurt or injure people, I just let them know in no uncertain terms that they are not safe, and let them feel that something horrible could have happened to them.

When I hit the streets on Halloween, my friends and family just think I have plans with other friends or family when I am really out wreaking havoc on the minds of the unsuspecting.

Secrecy is my key to success; in fact, this is only the second time in my life I have revealed what I am doing on Halloween. Can you imagine how much trouble I would be in if my friends, family, neighbors and co-workers, who are sometimes my victims, knew it was me? It is sometimes humorous to hear the tale of their encounters with me on the night before. I am grinning on the inside.

Halloween is a bit like Christmas for me; several weeks of planning go into it every year. Sometimes my victims are selected weeks in advance and some are just unlucky strangers. Victims range from one person, or small group or even an entire house or building full of people.

I have to sift my idea's like I am panning for gold. It is hard work getting people to realize this is not some prank planned by party promoters.

I'm not so much interested in the commercial aspect of Halloween as I am the spirit of the holiday. People want fear and I give it to them with a hypodermic needle.

Yes, I have a bag of tricks that I've collected over the years that are guaranteed to put the fear of God in the rickety bones of my victims, but they are a secret.

I don't know, call me a freak if you have to, but I just cant help it. I seem to derive a lot of joy knowing I have created the perfect Halloween for my victims.

I am such a devious person. :D

Muahahahaha!
 

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Signals;3039854 said:
I'm going to do what I do every year. Go out alone dressed in all black and prey upon innocent vulnerable people who are happy and having a good time... until they encounter me.

This has been a tradition with me for many many years. Haunted houses and scary movies just don't cut it for me because people are anticipating and expecting something scary. I like to catch people with their guard down at their weakest and most vulnerable state.

Don't get me wrong, I don't ever hurt or injure people, I just let them know in no uncertain terms that they are not safe, and let them feel that something horrible could have happened to them.

As I said, this has been a tradition with me for over 20 years. When I hit the streets on Halloween, my friends and family just think I have plans with other friends or family when I am really out wreaking havoc on the minds of the unsuspecting.

Secrecy is my key to success; in fact, this is only the second time in my life I have revealed what I am doing on Halloween. Can you imagine how much trouble I would be in if my friends, family, neighbors and co-workers, who are sometimes my victims, knew it was me me? It is sometimes humorous to hear the tale of their encounters with me on the night before.

Yes, I have a bag of tricks that I've collected over the years that are guaranteed to put the fear of God in the rickety bones of my victims, but they are a secret.

I don't know, call me a freak if you have to, but I just cant help it. I seem to derive a lot of joy knowing I have created the perfect Halloween for my victims.

I am such a devious person :D

Muahahahaha!


There's a phrase for people like you here in Texas...Gun shot victim. ;)
 

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Meeting friends for dinner

Dressing up as me would be an improvement for Bob. He might even get a real date instead of paying for one.
 

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I can't dress as Bob because I live too close to a school and I don't have a registered sex offender sign for my yard.
 

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I absolutely love Halloween.

Favorite time of the year.

Been ready for weeks now.

Got all the outside and inside decorations ready.

On Halloween my wife and I will take a drive around to see all the fall foliage and take pictures, drink hot apple cider and relax in the woods.

Then we will come home and carve our pumpkins then get ready with the scary music and such and get ready to give out candy and scare kids.

Then after Trick or Treat is done we will either go out to out neighborhood bar to see all the costumes or go see a scary movie or both.
 

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i'll be going to the celtic game then going to the pub afterwards. can never be bothered with halloween
 

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i live in a college town so ill be finding parties because apparently Halloween is the one day a year when it is socially acceptable for women to dress like a slut...no complaints here!
 

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daschoo;3040408 said:
i'll be going to the celtic game then going to the pub afterwards. can never be bothered with halloween

You go to the pub and hang out with all the other grumpy geezers. Meanwhile I'll be looking at all the hotties who are using Halloween as a giant excuse to dress like ******.

How bothersome. Only thing that is bothersome is that you have walk around with a raging clue half the night.
 

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Yeagermeister;3039892 said:
Meeting friends for dinner

Dressing up as me would be an improvement for Bob. He might even get a real date instead of paying for one.

Yeagermeister;3039938 said:
I can't dress as Bob because I live too close to a school and I don't have a registered sex offender sign for my yard.

:(low blows
 

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Hoofbite;3040583 said:
You go to the pub and hang out with all the other grumpy geezers. Meanwhile I'll be looking at all the hotties who are using Halloween as a giant excuse to dress like ******.

How bothersome. Only thing that is bothersome is that you have walk around with a raging clue half the night.

the pub will not be men only. after the game we will go to a celtic bar for the live band then probably move somewhere more women friendly. unfortunately due to having been at the football i won't be able to dress up ;) but will still get the benefits of the liberal dress sense of the ladies :)
 

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Hoofbite;3039762 said:
Only 1? You probably occupy the same space as a few Yeags, fatty fats.

You're really shorting yourself by not going for the Yeag triplets.

Hes got the Yeag trips, each of his chins are dressing up as well :)
 
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