GimmeTheBall!
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From the luxe studio and offices of Air Cowboys America, 50,000-watt pipeline of the supreme truth and societal degressions, from Farmers Branch, where we tolerate book learning.:starspin :starspin :starspin :starspin :starspin
Donovan McNabb has granted the people's radio an interview.
Donovan McNabb has granted the people's radio an interview.
Air Cowboys America: Good day, Mr. Opposing QB
DM: Hey, gimme some love.
ACA: What is up with this awful game?
DM: I take full responsibility for my O line and D who did not show up to play 50 minutes or however long a football game last. And let me add I give props and rainbows and smiling unicorns to my players and I take full responsibility for their uh, game.
ACA: Lets talk turkey. How did it feel to see TO having so much fun at your expense?
DM: Again, if my defense had acted like men, TO would have zero yards.
ACA: Will you be here next year? You got some boos from the stands.
DM: I fully expect to be here next year. My home is here and my family is here and that hot Amelia lives 50 minutes away.
ACA: Tell us about your INTs tonight
DM: INTs happen. I am human. If my receivers had worked to open themselves up I wouldn't have to thread the needle, so to speak. It was no walk in the cake today, man.
ACA: Madden said it's lucky you make very bad throws because, usually, the bad throws are so bad even the defender cant catch them.
DM: That was meant to hurt, wasn't it"
ACA: We just want the facts, Donovan!
DM: The facts?!! You can't handle the facts, homes!!
Like I gotta work with no running game! And a coach whose life is coming apart from the seams, injuries and receivers who can't catch and a D that is barely breathing!
ACA: We spit on your excuses. What is next for Donovan McNabb?
DM: What I really want to do is direct. I would like to write a book and be an anchorman and male model.
ACA: As always, good to talk to you, loser.
DM: Give me some love, man. I had a hard day today.
ACA: Aw, we wuz only kidding. Best wishes with your career in the toilet.
DM: I knows you are kidding man, love ya.
DM: Hey, gimme some love.
ACA: What is up with this awful game?
DM: I take full responsibility for my O line and D who did not show up to play 50 minutes or however long a football game last. And let me add I give props and rainbows and smiling unicorns to my players and I take full responsibility for their uh, game.
ACA: Lets talk turkey. How did it feel to see TO having so much fun at your expense?
DM: Again, if my defense had acted like men, TO would have zero yards.
ACA: Will you be here next year? You got some boos from the stands.
DM: I fully expect to be here next year. My home is here and my family is here and that hot Amelia lives 50 minutes away.
ACA: Tell us about your INTs tonight
DM: INTs happen. I am human. If my receivers had worked to open themselves up I wouldn't have to thread the needle, so to speak. It was no walk in the cake today, man.
ACA: Madden said it's lucky you make very bad throws because, usually, the bad throws are so bad even the defender cant catch them.
DM: That was meant to hurt, wasn't it"
ACA: We just want the facts, Donovan!
DM: The facts?!! You can't handle the facts, homes!!
Like I gotta work with no running game! And a coach whose life is coming apart from the seams, injuries and receivers who can't catch and a D that is barely breathing!
ACA: We spit on your excuses. What is next for Donovan McNabb?
DM: What I really want to do is direct. I would like to write a book and be an anchorman and male model.
ACA: As always, good to talk to you, loser.
DM: Give me some love, man. I had a hard day today.
ACA: Aw, we wuz only kidding. Best wishes with your career in the toilet.
DM: I knows you are kidding man, love ya.
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