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Root against Green Bay in every game they play. We don't have our own #1 draft pick, but we have Green Bay's #1. Therefore, the more games the Packers lose, the higher our number one pick. Maybe I should put a voodoo spell on Green Bay to lose tonight and then to lose every game that follows.
 
My exclusive rooting against list for 2026:

10/18 Green Bay Packers
10/26 Philadelphia Eagles
11/01 Arizona Cardinals
11/08 Indianapolis Colts
11/15 San Francisco 49ers
11/22 Tennessee Titans
11/26 Philadelphia Eagles
12/07 Seattle Seahawks
12/20 Los Angeles Rams
12/27 Jacksonville Jaguars
01/03 New York Giants
01/10 Washington Commanders
TBA (let me dream)
TBA (let me hope for a dream)
TBA (hit me with a crowbar for a dream)
TBA (just shoot me already)

Any other teams or dates? I could not care less.

Root for ---> :starspin: 24/7/365
 
Root against Green Bay in every game they play. We don't have our own #1 draft pick, but we have Green Bay's #1. Therefore, the more games the Packers lose, the higher our number one pick. Maybe I should put a voodoo spell on Green Bay to lose tonight and then to lose every game that follows.
We don’t own Green Bay’s pick either we own whichever pick is the worst. If Cowboys suck then that pick belongs to the Jets.
 
Root against Green Bay in every game they play. We don't have our own #1 draft pick, but we have Green Bay's #1. Therefore, the more games the Packers lose, the higher our number one pick. Maybe I should put a voodoo spell on Green Bay to lose tonight and then to lose every game that follows.
If that were only the case.

The Pack goes winless the rest of the way and Jets fans are deciding which QB to take with their top five pick
 
Root against Green Bay in every game they play. We don't have our own #1 draft pick, but we have Green Bay's #1. Therefore, the more games the Packers lose, the higher our number one pick. Maybe I should put a voodoo spell on Green Bay to lose tonight and then to lose every game that follows.
Actually the Cowboys get the lower of whatever pick between them and Green Bay. The Jets receive the higher of Dallas' previous two 1sts in 2027.

So (and this is just an example) if Dallas gets the 12th overall pick and Green Bay the 9th, the Jets get 9 (Green Bay's) to complete the Quinnen trade while Dallas keeps their own 12th. So saying we have Green Bay's one is premature.
 
I know hindsight is 20/20, but the trade is going horribly for us so far. We now cannot even benefit from tanking or the Packers having a lousy year.
If this season continues to head south I can see a scenario where they tag and trade Pickens and maybe get a 1st back. Or at least something like a 2nd and a 4th.
 
I'll have my Jordan Love voodoo doll next to me at all time during the game.
 
If this season continues to head south I can see a scenario where they tag and trade Pickens and maybe get a 1st back. Or at least something like a 2nd and a 4th.
Yep, a 2nd or 3rd would be more likely.
 
Root against Green Bay in every game they play. We don't have our own #1 draft pick, but we have Green Bay's #1. Therefore, the more games the Packers lose, the higher our number one pick. Maybe I should put a voodoo spell on Green Bay to lose tonight and then to lose every game that follows.
The Jets get the better pick regardless.
 

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