Don't Mess With The Cowboys

gbrittain

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Brett Favre, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was
showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Packers'
flag in the window.

"This house is yours for eternity, Brett," said God. "This is very special;
not everyone gets a house up here."

Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It
was a 3-story mansion with a blue and silver sidewalk, a 50 foot tall
flagpole with an enormous Dallas Cowboys' flag, and in every window a
Cowboys silver star.

Brett looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I
have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 1 Super Bowls, and I even went
to the Hall of Fame."

God said, "So what do you want to know, Brett?"

"Well, why does Tony Romo get a better house than me?"

God chuckled and said, "Brett, that's not Tony Romo's house; it's mine!"
 

Mavs Man

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Funny, but change it to winning 1 Super Bowl (he lost the other one to Elway).
 

gbrittain

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Mavs Man;1801868 said:
Funny, but change it to winning 1 Super Bowl (he lost the other one to Elway).

Done.

Must have been written by a Packer fan. HA!
 

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The way I heard it, Troy Aikman died and he asked God why Brett Favre has the better house. God said it wasn't Favre's house, it was his. :D
 

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Jerry Tagge;1801941 said:
The way I heard it, Troy Aikman died and he asked God why Brett Favre has the better house. God said it wasn't Favre's house, it was his. :D

Speaking of Troy. He actually talked good about the Cowboys last night for a change. I don't think it was him but one of the guys even that this team is possibly better than the nineties Cowboys. I think he used the term, "more explosive".
I don't think I would take it that far but I guess in some areas this team is stronger, yet all I can say is two words...Emmitt Smith

Oh and of course America' team is also God's team.
 
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