Don't Pay Dak Or Amari!

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Dak should not get paid. It's true....


Meanwhile......

At a local gas station, Dak was stopped by a pats fan. The fan said "Hey Dak, you can't throw an accurate pass to save your life".... Immediately Daks eyes go bloodshot red. Daks says "oh yeah, watch this"

He runs to his Phantom, gets a football, and says, "I bet I can hit the light pole with ease".... He tosses the ball aiming at the pole, only thing is, it went wide right and hit a elderly man walking his dog. The old man hits the ground and is like

"Hey what idiot threw that?"

The pats fan is rolling on the ground laughing, Dak then immediately runs to his car, angry, and furious and tells the fan as he is laughing. "I'll still get paid"

What a Jerk

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#DontpayDak
 
Dak should not get paid. It's true....


Meanwhile......

At a local gas station, Dak was stopped by a pats fan. The fan said "Hey Dak, you can't throw an accurate pass to save your life".... Immediately Daks eyes go bloodshot red. Daks says "oh yeah, watch this"

He runs to his Phantom, gets a football, and says, "I bet I can hit the light pole with ease".... He tosses the ball aiming at the pole, only thing is, it went wide right and hit a elderly man walking his dog. The old man hits the ground and is like

"Hey what idiot threw that?"

The pats fan is rolling on the ground laughing, Dak then immediately runs to his car, angry, and furious and tells the fan as he is laughing. "I'll still get paid"

What a Jerk

uUu9hwp.png


#DontpayDak
Oh god...
You wrote The Room, didn't you?
 
Dak should not get paid. It's true....


Meanwhile......

At a local gas station, Dak was stopped by a pats fan. The fan said "Hey Dak, you can't throw an accurate pass to save your life".... Immediately Daks eyes go bloodshot red. Daks says "oh yeah, watch this"

He runs to his Phantom, gets a football, and says, "I bet I can hit the light pole with ease".... He tosses the ball aiming at the pole, only thing is, it went wide right and hit a elderly man walking his dog. The old man hits the ground and is like

"Hey what idiot threw that?"

The pats fan is rolling on the ground laughing, Dak then immediately runs to his car, angry, and furious and tells the fan as he is laughing. "I'll still get paid"

What a Jerk

uUu9hwp.png


#DontpayDak

The only one laughing at the end of this will be dak when he is making 40m a year and you are still unemployed using free internet Cafe to post on this board
 
Dak should not get paid. It's true....


Meanwhile......

At a local gas station, Dak was stopped by a pats fan. The fan said "Hey Dak, you can't throw an accurate pass to save your life".... Immediately Daks eyes go bloodshot red. Daks says "oh yeah, watch this"

He runs to his Phantom, gets a football, and says, "I bet I can hit the light pole with ease".... He tosses the ball aiming at the pole, only thing is, it went wide right and hit a elderly man walking his dog. The old man hits the ground and is like

"Hey what idiot threw that?"

The pats fan is rolling on the ground laughing, Dak then immediately runs to his car, angry, and furious and tells the fan as he is laughing. "I'll still get paid"

What a Jerk

uUu9hwp.png


#DontpayDak

Dak doesnt make enough money yet to sport a phantom lol
 
I wasn’t convinced until I saw the exclamation mark at the end. It would’ve been even more convincing in ALL CAPS.
 

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