Draft day menu!

Ummmmm, where do you live? And what dumpster do you use?

I started drooling the minute I read that, well, I was drooling before but I am drooling more now. I discovered if I stopped drooling, they increase the medication and I already think Jesus is driving the bus.

Newport Beach, come on down and I will make up a surf-n-turf......maybe even smoke a brisket and ribs. Don't worry though, I am 100% Texan and know how to cook meats :thumbup:
 
5:30 EST - Daughter has gymnastics
6:30 EST - Dinner with daughter, likely Italian or sushi
7:30 EST - Home, help give kids their baths and get them to bed
8:30 EST - Tune in while doing some other things and see who has been picked thus far
9:00 EST - After some other odds and ends, plant on couch to watch full time
9:03 EST - Break the TV after Jerry trades up for Calvin Ridley
9:05 EST - Go to bed
Since you're not not doing anything tonight you might as well watch the draft.
 
Same thing I do every year. I have 32 regional beers and hot dog variations representing each team. I drink and eat the appropriate ones as each team's pick is announced. I can only purge if a trade is announced or any time Mike Mayock says "He's quicker than fast."
 
Umm brisket and ribs. Coach swing by and pick me up on the way. I am gonna need to be there. I will bring booze.
Consider it done but the drunkest gets to drive. I don't want to waste any time arguing about who is too drunk to drive. Just admit it and get behind the wheel. If it's you, I'll moon all the way.
 
Consider it done but the drunkest gets to drive. I don't want to waste any time arguing about who is too drunk to drive. Just admit it and get behind the wheel. If it's you, I'll moon all the way.
Lol. That special kind of drunk when you think you can drive better that way. I got this. Go ahead and wear loose pants. But do wear pants.
 

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