Drive-By Bombing Via Lawn Mower

[CowboyPrincess]

This story gives me visions of a drunken George Jones on his riding lawn mower

Drive-By Bombing Via Lawn Mower

It was a definitely low-tech, low-speed attack, police say.

Steven W. Coleman, 37, allegedly threw two Molotov cocktails made from Budweiser beer bottles, gasoline and rags at his ex-girlfriend's house Saturday night, according to Foster's Daily Democrat newspaper of Dover, N.H.

Neither bomb exploded — the rags never caught fire, a crucial part of making a Molotov cocktail work — but the gas fumes stank up the street so badly that two neighbors had to go the hospital.

Dover police quickly showed up to find Coleman calmly smoking a cigarette nearby, a third beer bottle in his jacket pocket.

A police cruiser flipped on its lights — and Coleman gunned the engine of his riding lawn mower.

The leisurely chase wound over several streets of the New Hampshire town, until a second cruiser blocked off the lawn mower's escape.

In addition to the third bottle — the report didn't specify whether it held gasoline or the original Budweiser — Coleman was found to be wearing rubber gloves and carrying a book of matches.

Police booked him on charges of resisting arrest, reckless conduct and disorderly conduct. He was also slapped with criminal trespass for violating an order barring him from city-housing authority property.

 

[DallasCowpoke111]

Coleman was found to be wearing rubber gloves and carrying a book of matches.

Throw in a beach towel, warm apple pie and a porno, and it sounds like a typical Saturday night at the Midswat house!!

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Throw in a beach towel, warm apple pie and a porno, and it sounds like a typical Saturday night at the Midswat house!!

Actually the whole article sounds more like something you would do.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Actually the whole article sounds more like something you would do.

I hear lawnmowers are an accepted form of transprtation in WV

 

[DallasCowpoke111]

Actually the whole article sounds more like something you would do.

Yea well, I outgrew that kind of nonsense, now I just plug up the vent lines of the neighbor's septic tanks who piss me off .

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Yea well, I outgrew that kind of nonsense, now I just plug up the vent lines of the neighbor's septic tanks who piss me off .

lmao!!!

Reminds me of an actual story of some guy that got mad at his neighbors so he would bottle his urine during the week and then on weekend nights he would go over and pour it on their garage and stuff.

The neighbors could not figure out why everything was stinking until they hid a video camera and caught it on tape lol.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

I hear lawnmowers are an accepted form of transprtation in WV

Regular tractors and 4-wheelers maybe...not lawnmowers.

That guy must have really been blitzed to do that on a lawnmower and then try to run from the cops.

As bugs bunny would say...what a maroon.

 

[CowboyPrincess]

Yea well, I outgrew that kind of nonsense, now I just plug up the vent lines of the neighbor's septic tanks who piss me off .

First apple pie and now vent lines on a septic tank.... EWWWW!

 

[DallasCowpoke111]

First apple pie and now vent lines on a septic tank.... EWWWW!

Aggghhhh, go wax your mustache!!

 

[CowboyPrincess]

Aggghhhh, go wax your mustache!!

You know you love me...LMAO...

 

[DallasCowpoke111]

You know you love me...LMAO...

Got'cha these for Christmas.......

Enjoy!!

 

[CowboyPrincess]

Got'cha these for Christmas.......

Enjoy!!

4! is that it?? How long do you think that will last a woman with a 36" inseam?? If I used disposable razors for my legs, I'd need to buy stock in Gillette or Noxzema and buy the razors off the stock profits to be able to afford it.

 

[DallasCowpoke111]

4! is that it?? How long do you think that will last a woman with a 36" inseam?? If I used disposable razors for my legs, I'd need to buy stock in Gillette or Noxzema and buy the razors off the stock profits to be able to afford it.

Not to mention that Brillopad on your upper lip.