Dumb Media Quotes Prediction Thread.

[Gangsta Spanksta]

This week and last the Media played the Skins up. How do you think they're going to play it this week against the Boys? Any prediction on quotes?

I know I'll get some flack for this, but I already can see this one for the beginning of the game next week:

Aikman: You know that the Cowboys have to be worried the way that they've been playing.

 

[Future]

Eli: DURRRRRRRRRRRRFFFF

 

[windward]

This week and last the Media played the Skins up. How do you think they're going to play it this week against the Boys? Any prediction on quotes?

I know I'll get some flack for this, but I already can see this one for the beginning of the game next week:

Aikman: You know that the Cowboys have to be worried the way that they've been playing.

Tom Jackson: "The Giants are the most dangerous team in the NFC, How can Tony Romo handle their elite pass rush?"

Emmitt: But the last two times....

Countdown Crew, Emmitt, you're such a Cowboys homer

TJ chortles

 

[BigDFan5]

Theyz gots the momentumz!!11!!1

 

[cowboyz]

Howie Long:Eli is blossoming

 

[coogrfan]

Wilbon: "I wonder if the Cowboys are in the Giants class".

 

[cowboyfan4life2]

get ready for plenty of " the cowboys looked awful against the Commanders the last time they played"

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

Howie Long:Eli is blossoming

Eli is Blossom? Geez I know he's been kinda Girlish lately, but to give him his own TV series?

 

[5Stars]

This week and last the Media played the Skins up. How do you think they're going to play it this week against the Boys? Any prediction on quotes?

I know I'll get some flack for this, but I already can see this one for the beginning of the game next week:

Aikman: You know that the Cowboys have to be worried the way that they've been playing.

What are you talking about? He already did that today! :laugh1:

 

[Yakuza Rich]

Countdown Crew: The Cowboys barely beat the Giants the first two times, it's going to be hard to do it a third time.




YAKUZA

 

[windward]

Countdown Crew: The Cowboys barely beat the Giants the first two times, it's going to be hard to do it a third time.




YAKUZA

Even better, Keyshawn will say we should of lost both times.

 

[Faerluna]

Aikman: You might be able to look back at the Patriots game as the game when Eli grew up.

 

[Hypnotoad]

Skip: Tony Romeo will throw alot of INTs cause hes short and the giants are so manly and sexy.

Aikman: Boss is my favorite player in the NFL

 

[AsthmaField]

Chris Berman: "I'm not saying that Dallas is the underdog, but... I'm just laying this out there... It is very difficult to beat the same team three times in the same season." *shrugs and leans head sideways* "I'm just saying... Tom?"

Tom Jackson: "The way Romo and the Cowboys have been playing... I think you have to give NY the edge in this game. The Giants have been on fire since playing all their starters against New England in the season finale while Dallas limped into the playoffs coming off of that joke in washington."

Chris Berman: "Let's go to Ed Werder in Dallas:"

Ed Werder: "T.O. is the anti-christ."

Chris Berman: "We shall see."

 

[windward]

Chris Berman: "I'm not saying that Dallas is the underdog, but... I'm just laying this out there... It is very difficult to beat the same team three times in the same season." *shrugs and leans head sideways* "I'm just saying... Tom?"

Tom Jackson: "The way Romo and the Cowboys have been playing... I think you have to give NY the edge in this game. The Giants have been on fire since playing all their starters against New England in the season finale while Dallas limped into the playoffs coming off of that joke in washington."

Chris Berman: "Let's go to Ed Werder in Dallas:"

Ed Werder: "T.O. is the anti-christ."

Chris Berman: "We shall see."

BTW, you're missing Key, though.

 

[AsthmaField]

BTW, you're missing Key, though.

Well, he really wouldn't say anything... he'll just sit behind his Jessica Simpson mask and look at the camera.

 

[ndanger]

Boomer: Let's take a look at the GGGGGGGgGGGGGmen.
Tom:Boomer the New York Football Giants are playin' as good as any body in the league right now.Eli Manning is finally stepping out of the shadows of his big brother Payton.

Boomer: You know Tom how exciting was it to watch him carve up that vaunted Tampa two step defense.

Tom: You know Boom it reminded me of when Elway came of age in that championship game against the browns.

Boomer: Emmit what's your take on the GGGGGGGGGMen?

Emmitt: You know Boomer the Lions folded like a card table down the stretch.It's like they changed their spots in mid stream.It is what it is and at the end of the day,the frozen tundra of Lambert field in Washington will be too much for Romo who plays in an enclosed environment where the only elements he has to deal wif is the hole in the roof.Wade Wilson will have 'em ready to play come time to play the game.

Keyshawn: Hold on Boom I'm gettin' a text from Coach in Miami.Well boom Dallas ain't got no real #1 receiver and no real posession guy like me.Gimme the damn ball and the Giants will look like they made a mistake in not bringing me in in the last off season.

Boomer: Let's go down to Lil' Suzy Kolber

Suzy: Boomer the weather here in Mexico is fabulous.I'm here with Tony Romo, Jason Witten and Boom You guessed it Jessica Simpson.Boom Witten makes my panties wet.

Boom: GGGGGGGeminy Christmas. How Bout them Cowboys!!!!!!

 

[theebs]

Chris Berman: "I'm not saying that Dallas is the underdog, but... I'm just laying this out there... It is very difficult to beat the same team three times in the same season." *shrugs and leans head sideways* "I'm just saying... Tom?"

Tom Jackson: "The way Romo and the Cowboys have been playing... I think you have to give NY the edge in this game. The Giants have been on fire since playing all their starters against New England in the season finale while Dallas limped into the playoffs coming off of that joke in washington."

Chris Berman: "Let's go to Ed Werder in Dallas:"

Ed Werder: "T.O. is the anti-christ."

Chris Berman: "We shall see."

That is spot on. I can see berman making all the hand gestures.

No matter who we play, the other team is going to be a little better, regardless of stats or whatever, the media wants us to lose so bad so they can bag on romo, owens and phillips.

Its pretty sad.

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

Even better, Keyshawn will say we should of lost both times.

That's because the spirit of #19 must still be with this team.

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

Aikman: You might be able to look back at the Patriots game as the game when Eli grew up.

I thought he wet his pants during that game. We'll see if he'll be wearing pull ups next week