Dumpster Fire Defense?

[john van brocklin]

I was thinking this defense needs a nickname !
I don't think Doomesday would be appropiate.

Since our record breaking defense from last year has now lost
D. Ware J. Hatcher and S. Lee as well as Oscan for the first 4 games
I am thinking the " Dumpster Fire Defense " would be a fitting name for this train wreck waiting to happen.

What say my fellow Cowboy's breathern and sistern ? ( gotta include Woodysgirl, LOL )

 

[Irvin88_4life]

I don't think this defense will be that bad. I'm thinking 15-20 range

 

[Idgit]

I liked 'Whomsday?' for last year's unit. This year we probably won't have enough turnover to make that work again.

 

[jobberone]

Right now it might be "The Who" or "Who Cares"

 

[ChooChoo73]

With a nod to my steeler brethren.... The Cotton Curtain.

 

[Idgit]

With a nod to my steeler brethren.... The Cotton Curtain.

Son, what's wrong with you? We don't have Steeler brethren in these parts.

 

[dstovall5]

Actually, I think "Doomsday" is a very appropriate name for this defense, because every time they're on the field it spells disaster for us.

 

[MonsterD]

The broke hack loutains.

 

[EST_1986]

I don't think this defense will be that bad. I'm thinking 15-20 range

This D would only be in the 15-20 range in the WNBA.

 

[Irvin88_4life]

This D would only be in the 15-20 range in the WNBA.

You think what you want and I think what I want. We will know the answer when the season finishes

 

[jazzcat22]

How about..."Are you shocked we are good, WE AREN'T" defense

 

[silver]

The Throwbacks, since most of them somebody already threw them back to the scrap heap.

 

[DallasEast]

Based upon some expectations, I think they should be given the nickname Unbelievable Defense.

At home games, the PA system could play a line or two of EMF's song after every down. It would be a riot. OH! What the..?

 

[big dog cowboy]

I was thinking this defense needs a nickname !

Still trying to figure out why.

 

[BlindFaith]

I think "Cinderella D" works. CinD for short.

We have a very boom or bust, or "outcast to princess" if you will, defense in the works.

If Okoye, Spencer, Lawrence, Melton, R McClain and Carter all live up to their "once upon a time" potential, we could be good.

If Crawford, Wilcox, Claiborne, Wilbur, Selvie, Mincey take the next step and don't break like a "glass shoe", we could be top 10-15 good.

If Brent comes back and T McClain can turn from "pumpkins into workhorses", we could be top 10 good.

Add in Carr playing up to his contract, getting good reps from our backups - this could have a "fairy tale" ending.

 

[Plankton]

The snark in me would call them the Jerryatrics, as they were assembled by Jones, and coached by one 60+ year old being advised by a 70+ year old.

 

[AlterEgo]

Secret Sauce Defense

 

[brickman]

EFENSE - (No D)

 

[Denim Chicken]

I approve of this thread....................................being moved to the Rant Zone.

 

[jazzcat22]

I approve of this thread....................................being moved to the Rant Zone.

We need a NUKE IT Zone!