ea-girls fans are DUMB!

[SA_Gunslinger]

ok so last week i'm at the local piano bar. they have this thing where you can write phrases on the mirrors behind the pianos.

on one side, it starts at a dollar, then goes up to 2, and so on and so on. the other side is a 30 dollar phrase, and then it goes up to 40....you get the idea.

so, at the 6 dollar mark on the cheap phrase side, an ea-girl fan writes something to the effect of...."the eagles will stomp dallas again"...yadda yadda.

i was having none of that.

so, i added my 7 dollar phrase "ea-girls = zero super bowls, cowboys = 5 super bowls."


so, what does this brilliant person do? instead of taking the cheap route AND thus, removing my phrase...he goes for the expensive one, and writes this gem.

"the eagles won a super bowl...guess you don't need to know football to be a cow-B!tch fan!"

:laugh2:

he spent thirty bucks to write THAT.

it was so funny that no one even bothered to change it for hours.


here's your proof!!!!!

http://i30.***BLOCKED***/albums/c333/marv41/HPIM3894.jpg

 

[ROMOSAPIEN9]

Gotta admire a man who backs it up with pictures.

Nicely done bro!

 

[JBell]

LMAO

Stories are so much better with pictures.

 

[Clarkson]

piano bar?
but yea that guys an idiot..

 

[DemonBlood]

Maybe the E-Gals are trying to count their loss to the Cheats a Superbowl win? arrrgh.

 

[vta]

What would be truly priceless is if you could change the message on your $6 dollar board to read, "You've spent thirty bucks to prove you're ignorance. Congratulations... The Eagles still haven't won a Super Bowl, as any Eagle fan could tell you, hahhaahahahahahahahahahaha"

 

[ROMOSAPIEN9]

vta!!!!

You ole sobadonbitz...how the hal r ya!!

 

[Cochese]

Pics make the thread..well done to you, sir.

 

[SA_Gunslinger]

piano bar?

don't knock it till you try it. it's a GREAT time.

 

[pgreptom]

Great stuff.

 

[ajk23az]

did anyone else tell him that theyve never won one? if a total stranger came up to him, who isnt a cowboys fan told him they never won one, he wouldve felt like a total idiot. he probably still think he one upped you lol.

 

[ROMOSAPIEN9]

did anyone else tell him that theyve never won one? if a total stranger came up to him, who isnt a cowboys fan told him they never won one, he wouldve felt like a total idiot. he probably still think he one upped you lol.

He got his $30 worth...in his own mind.

God bless eagles fans..it must really be tough.

 

[SA_Gunslinger]

he probably still think he one upped you lol.

honestly....that's the best part.

 

[Beast_from_East]

ok so last week i'm at the local piano bar. they have this thing where you can write phrases on the mirrors behind the pianos.

on one side, it starts at a dollar, then goes up to 2, and so on and so on. the other side is a 30 dollar phrase, and then it goes up to 40....you get the idea.

so, at the 6 dollar mark on the cheap phrase side, an ea-girl fan writes something to the effect of...."the eagles will stomp dallas again"...yadda yadda.

i was having none of that.

so, i added my 7 dollar phrase "ea-girls = zero super bowls, cowboys = 5 super bowls."


so, what does this brilliant person do? instead of taking the cheap route AND thus, removing my phrase...he goes for the expensive one, and writes this gem.

"the eagles won a super bowl...guess you don't need to know football to be a cow-B!tch fan!"

:laugh2:

he spent thirty bucks to write THAT.

it was so funny that no one even bothered to change it for hours.


here's your proof!!!!!

http://i30.***BLOCKED***/albums/c333/marv41/HPIM3894.jpg

The pics are a great touch bro, well done.

No offense, but what the hell is a piano bar?

 

[StylisticS]

That's just hilarious.

 

[silverbear]

The pics are a great touch bro, well done.

No offense, but what the hell is a piano bar?

It's a bar that features a piano player nightly as its entertainment... if the piano player in question is good, it can make for a good time... but if he's not, well, find another bar (preferably a sports bar, LOL)...

 

[sago1]

Actually I really do believe many Eagle fans have convinced themselves they've won a SB. 1-2 years ago when I was visiting relatives in Pa who are Eagle fans, they tried to convince me they had won a SB. When I asked which one, they didn't know. I kept pressing and named all the SB winners for last umpteen years. Finally they accepted the fact that Vermeil did not win a SB, etc. Finally they ended up saying they won the NFL championship back in the 50s (VanBrockland was the QB) which counted as a SB even though SBs weren't played them. Pity fans of a team which must do that.

 

[sbark]

Revision of History...........tell a lie 100 times and it becomes the truth........

 

[big dog cowboy]

E-Gals at piano bars.........

:rake:

 

[trickblue]

Great story!!!

Don't knock piano bars til you try them. They are a lot of fun for a group; especially those with the dueling pianos...