Things I hate about the Eagles, and Philadelphia in general:
1. I hate the Eagles as a franchise, because they're in the NFC East.
2. I hate the Eagles for ending Michael Irvin's career.
3. I hate Eagles fans for cheering Michael Irvin's neck injury, which could have resulted in paralysis or death.
4. I hate Eagles fans for booing Santa Claus.
5. I hate Eagles fans for being outright violent at football games (for the same reason I hate Commanders fans...horrible degenerate crowd).
6. I hate Philadelphia because it smells bad.
7. I hate Philadelphia because it's a generally dirty feeling city.
8. I hate Philadelphia because for four straight years I traveled down there the first weekend in December and watched my Army team get stomped at Lincoln Financial Field by the Navy (Sink Navy!)
9. I hate Philadelphia because the FIRST year I was there for Army-Navy, I was supposed to have a young lady from Auburn University meet me. The weather in Philadelphia cancelled most flights flying in. Her flight was one flying in. My weekend included an empty hotel room and a lot of alone time on top of a blowout loss to Navy.
10. I hate Philadelphia.