Easy Predictions

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Well good ol uncle Jerry put his finishing touches on another pitiful ending to a promising playoff birth.

So after three plus decades of watching Team Jones do the same thing while expecting Super Bowl results lol, here are my guarantees for the post season.

1. Kellen “The Hammer” Moore will be our next head coach. I guaranteed this six months ago. He is Jerry’s new chosen one. You can print this in ten inch letters.
2. McCarthy, toothless lion head coach #7 will be the fall guy for Jerry, giving him no authority over anything related to being an nfl hc and then making him accountable for an inept owner and “gm”.
3. The east west curtains at our billion dollar stadium will remain open esp for future playoff games. What if Wilson caught that ball extending the drive?
4. Jerry will recommit to his owner gm model ensuring he will keep our team playoff irrelevant for another 26 seasons.
5. Jerry will sell hope come preseason to a dwindling number of Cowboys fans, book XXVI.
6. #fJerry
7. #eastWestStadium

 

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Add lamburgers and slow lve to that