Emmit's Mock Draft via Walter Football

[TheCount]

http://BAN-INCOMING-IN-3-2-1/draft2009emmitt.php

Another gem, they did it last year as well.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I could read it lol

 

[Hypnotoad]

ESPN hired the next John Madden but fired him because he wasn't bald and annoying like the rest of their analysts.

 

[TellerMorrow34]

Meh...it's really only funny for about 1 or 2 picks then it gets very old and tired.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Washington Commanders: Forfeit!
I mention that John Madden is my personal arc nemesis. Why you ask? Because he did not rated me as the best runnin' back in his video game. I was and still am the best runnin' back, not only in the entire National Football League Conference, but in the NFC East! Madden is a menace to societies.

And speaking of arc nemesis, the Commanders are the nemesis of the Dalla Cowboys. When I play for the Cowboys, I hated the Commanders so much, I try my hardest to... uhh... debacle them during the game. And believe me, I save my best debalcations for only my most hated arc nemesises.

So to get my avenge, I will not give the Commanders any pick in this doggone 2009 NFL Mark Draft. It's not goin' happen! It's not goin' happen! It's not goin' happen!


:laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[skinsscalper]

I admit it, I giggled.

 

[Phrozen Phil]

Best name distortion of the bunch:

Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Max Anger, C, Oregon

Great name for an O-Line guy! :laugh2:

 

[mullet]

The use of the word "debacle" is funny as heck.

 

[Q_the_man]

I stop reading it at pick 11, Emmitt talks bad but not that bad......and the bad thing it wass't even funny, maybe the first 2 picks were but after that it was hard to keep reading.............

 

[adamknite]

I don't know, it just seemed like the last one they did was a lot better. It seemed wittier and actually funny, something that anybody could laugh at. This one just sort of seemed to be more crass IMO.

 

[JonJon]

This joke mock is pretty good.
http://www.thebrushback.com/mockdraft09.htm

 

[Sarge]

A leopard never changes his stripes.