Emmitt and Zeke Pic. Caption it

[Vinnie2u]

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[USMarineVet]

I can't. It would never fly by the moderators. Not even the PG version.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

No, I don't want to have a race

 

[THEHEREAFTER]

Emmitt: Let me tell you about all the ***** at the Super Bowl Zeke

Zeke: Ooouuuuuuuu.... tell me more..

 

[dallasdave]

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nice pic

 

[Doomsday101]

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ES: Zeke you only need 16,804 yards to pass me up. Zeke: wow

 

[Ultra Warrior]

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Emmitt: "Hey there young fella."
*Zeke thinking* "Do I dare ask him, if he lost that 'Just For Men' deal? That Beard is Weird."

 

[plasticman]

"Break my records? You can't even compete against my smooth, professionally manicured, perfectly even beard with that ugly, rat's nest of a monstrosity, son. Look at me when I'm talkin' to you!".

 

[DallasEast]

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The Legend And The Phenom​

 

[batman36]

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Emmitt: "Hey there young fella."
*Zeke thinking* "Do I dare ask him, if he lost that 'Just For Men' deal? That Beard is Weird."

That was my initial thought. No pay, go gray.

 

[FaSho]

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Emmitt: Nice

Zeke: Ouch

 

[Awakened]

"I did it for 15 seasons without a significant injury. Missed a total of 4 games in my first 13 years. That's what it takes to be the all-time rushing leader."
"Oh ****"

 

[batman36]

Zeke: Get your hand ready...I'm gonna let you touch this 'pak' one time.

Emmitt: What about the people with the phones behind us? Oh yeah, don't go into broadcasting after your playing days are over...ESPN ruined my...

 

[gmoney112]

"Impressive."


Zeke: "And then I went up to the goat at the petting zoo and I kissed it like this dad!!!"
Emmitt: "did you now?"

 

[Vinnie2u]

Emmitt: When I was this high I ran for 250 yards in the snow and ice with broken ribs..

Zeke: ummm hmmm pops you grew up in Florida..

 

[Go Big D!]

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Emmitt: And remember the Just For Men only goes on the face and head..

Zeke: what do you mean? Wait a minute..
Zeke: ooOoooh

 

[EMMITTnROY]

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Emmitt: Baa-a-a-aaaa!!
Zeke: Baa-a-a-aaaa!!

 

[GoCowboysGo]

They're both making sounds like a balloon releasing air! Wheeee!!

 

[Reality]

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Emmitt: "I am the all-time NFL rushing leader and I still wash my own shirts too!"
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[TwoDeep3]

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ES: Zeke, I'm playing captain Ahab at the Water Tower theater in Addison.

ZE: No, no, no, no, no, no