Emmitt's mock

[Sonny Koufax]

I guess everybodys got one.

http://www.BAN-INCOMING-IN-3-2-1/draft2008emmitt.php

 

[ajk23az]

Did you read the mock? LOL.

Funny nonetheless.

 

[peplaw06]

Hilarious.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

:laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[Duane]

Funniest thing I've read in a while.

 

[iceberg]

on Grudens love to take the sons of former NFL players. He should draft my son, Emmitt IV. Emmitt IV is only five or six years old, and he already can carry the football in both hands - his right hand and his... uhh... other hand. Emmitt IV is a little young in the tooth, but he can be a great runnin' back in the year 2017.

that cracked me up.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

 

[theebs]

hillarious. Poor Emmit.

"The Big Dolphin"

that just made me laugh hysterically.

 

[TellerMorrow34]

That was pretty funny. I especially liked how he had Matt Ryan and Mendenhall both going more than once in the first round.

 

[TheCount]

Oh man, I'm trying so hard not to laugh out loud at work, that is pretty darn funny.

By the time Matt Ryan got drafted for the third time, I couldn't hold it in any longer.

 

[the kid 05]

hillarious. Poor Emmit.

"The Big Dolphin"

that just made me laugh hysterically.

:laugh2:

that made my morning

 

[DCBoysfan]

Thats is funny

 

[theebs]

:laugh2:

that made my morning

woops sorry.

Maybe I shoud do a mock.

Typing with a 2 year old on your lap has its glitches!

 

[the kid 05]

woops sorry.

Maybe I shoud do a mock.

Typing with a 2 year old on your lap has its glitches!

no not that you spelt it wrong the mock made my day i thought you did it on purpose cuz of the "roy rice"'s of that article as well

 

[Zaxor]

so what was so funny about it?

 

[tyke1doe]

so what was so funny about it?

It's making fun of Emmitt's not-so-great-command of the English language.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

At least Emmitt didn't say "Clyde Lemons" was "Abe Lemmons."
And does Jerra know there is a Darren McDaniels at Arkansas?

Is this mock draft a joke or have Emmitt's brain cells dwindled to that level held by Joe Frazier and Larry Holmes. But those two had a good reason for being ... slow, and that is being pounded continuously in the head without a helmet.

Again, is this mock draft by Emmitt for real or is she headed to premature senility?

 

[BulletBob]

Believe me, I beat the Bill three times in the Super Bowl during my illuvrious career, so I know what they need.

That line hit the diet-coke spit nerve for me!

 

[Hostile]

I love it. Great way to start a Monday with a good laugh.

:laugh2:

 

[adamknite]

http://www.BAN-INCOMING-IN-3-2-1/images/fball/chiefsb_logo.gif Kansas City Chiefs: Tim Tebow, QB, Florida http://www.BAN-INCOMING-IN-3-2-1/college/Florida_logo.gif
I had to get some help for this No. 6 overall draft pick so I look through the wide world web for answers. It turns out that not one mock draft from 2008 have Tim Tebow, the great quarterback from Florida, going. Have not many people heard of this? Tim Tebow is a great player: He can run. And he can throw.

This pick make a lot of sense because Trent Green is startin' to get a little gray in his moustache, while Larry Johnson is gettin' really big in the tooth, so to speak. Tom Tebow can take both of their places in the starting lineup.



That was my favorite part..... :laugh2: