ESPN Mosley: Kick Returns aren't in for Cowboys' Buehler (Fun article)

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IRVING, Texas -- One of the most important things to remember when attempting to save money during an NFL draft is to mix in a kickoff specialist in the fifth round. Owner Jerry Jones has admitted that the Cowboys' 2008 draft was all about cutting costs, which is a gentler way of saying, "We already blew our '08 draft on Roy Williams."

In order to keep us amused on Day 2 of the draft, Jones spent a fifth-round draft pick on a kickoff specialist out of USC named David Buehler. He then spent the next couple months talking about Buehler's prowess in the 40-yard dash and the number of times the kicker could bench-press 225 pounds.

Buehler became an easy target for making jokes about Jerry's discount-rack draft. But as the Cowboys prepare to travel to Minnesota for a divisional-round playoff game, Buehler's emerged as the best player from that draft class. With his four touchbacks against the Eagles in Week 17, Buehler broke the club record that Lin Elliot had held for 18 years. This will likely hurt Elliot's bid for the Ring of Honor, but it has galvanized Cowboys fans and their loved ones.

Buehler edged out the Falcons' Michael Koenen and the Broncos' Matt Prater for the league title with his 29 touchbacks. That he's not going to Miami as a member of the Pro Bowl team is an affront to some of the great touchback specialists of my era, including Neil Rackers and others that are harder to recall at this time.

On Monday, I fought through a horde of reporters to land an exclusive with Buehler and found him to be one of the more engaging kickoff specialists of our time. Did you know that Buehler apologizes to his teammates when he doesn't record a touchback?

And whether or not he boots the ball deep into the end zone, backup quarterback Jon Kitna is always the first player to greet him. With a lot of time on his hands this season, Kitna has appointed himself head of the specialist appreciation committee. When players forget to congratulate Mat McBriar for once again silencing DeSean "Stinger" Jackson, Kitna rushes out to do the honors.

Some of you may have noticed that Buehler began a wild celebration Saturday when reserve wide receiver Kevin Ogletree raced down the field on a kickoff in the first quarter and destroyed Eagles return man Victor "Macho" Harris. The Eagles' starting safety was forced to leave the game. I asked Buehler what led to his wild display that brought back memories of Martin Gramatica, a man who could celebrate the smallest of achievements.

"Ogletree's my roommate and he'd been telling me all week that he was going to have a huge hit on special teams," said Buehler. "I didn't expect that at all, because it's not like he's a real physical guy. I just got really excited for him."

In a rare moment of self-reflection, Buehler shared with ESPNDallas.com some of the secrets to being the top kickoff man in the NFL:

"First, you have to have good direction because you may want to try to force them into a corner," Buehler said. "It's also important to have good hangtime and, of course, good distance."

In addition to his kickoff duties, Buehler performs on the kickoff and punt return units. He said it makes him feel better about being a specialist.

"I'd feel bad if all I could do is kickoff," he said. "I need to earn my keep around here, and I want to show that I'm more than just a kicker."

Sir, we applaud your work.

Matt Mosley writes weekly on the Dallas-Fort Worth sports scene for ESPNDallas.com.

http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/columns/story?columnist=mosley_matt&id=4819883
 
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Buehler is in some ways symbolic of this season for the Cowboys: Every single guy is contributing in his own way, and it creates an entire team that is good in all phases, instead of just being a great offense, defense, or ST unit individually.
 

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"Ogletree's my roommate and he'd been telling me all week that he was going to have a huge hit on special teams," said Buehler. "I didn't expect that at all, because it's not like he's a real physical guy. I just got really excited for him."

I realize this is a tangent, but I've always thought it strange that professional athletes (grown men) have to have roommates when they stay in hotels.

I don't get it... can anyone shine any light on why that makes sense?

It's not like the team doesn't have the money to pay for a single room for everyone. And if you want to make sure guys are turning in at the proper time, don't they have "bed checks" for that?

I'd have a hard time getting to sleep if that was me, and I'd think that sleep would be the thing you're most concerned about as a team.
 

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WoodysGirl;3227309 said:
"Ogletree's my roommate and he'd been telling me all week that he was going to have a huge hit on special teams," said Buehler. "I didn't expect that at all, because it's not like he's a real physical guy. I just got really excited for him."
Name me another kicker in the league who would refer to a non-kicker on his team as "not a real physical guy".
 

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IRVING, Texas -- One of the most important things to remember when attempting to save money during an NFL draft is to mix in a kickoff specialist in the fifth round. Owner Jerry Jones has admitted that the Cowboys' 2008 draft was all about cutting costs, which is a gentler way of saying, "We already blew our '08 draft on Roy Williams."

:confused:

Not that i would agree with it anyways but did he mean to say 2009 draft?

2008 draft class included: Felix, Choice, Jenkins, Bennett and Scan. And it took place before Roy was traded.
 

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ethiostar;3227499 said:
:confused:

Not that i would agree with it anyways but did he mean to say 2009 draft?

2008 draft class included: Felix, Choice, Jenkins, Bennett and Scan. And it took place before Roy was traded.

You don't need facts when you're taking potshots at Roy Williams and jerry Jones.
 

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Danny White;3227479 said:
I realize this is a tangent, but I've always thought it strange that professional athletes (grown men) have to have roommates when they stay in hotels.

I don't get it... can anyone shine any light on why that makes sense?

It's not like the team doesn't have the money to pay for a single room for everyone. And if you want to make sure guys are turning in at the proper time, don't they have "bed checks" for that?

I'd have a hard time getting to sleep if that was me, and I'd think that sleep would be the thing you're most concerned about as a team.

Wanna try booking 60+ hotel rooms at a hotel? A lot of it is Esprit de Corps, some of it is financial, why double the costs to the team? There are lots of reasons.
 

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sacase;3227648 said:
Wanna try booking 60+ hotel rooms at a hotel? A lot of it is Esprit de Corps, some of it is financial, why double the costs to the team? There are lots of reasons.

Not to mention it helps to build team chemistry. I for one am happy Romo and Witten share a hotel room on the road.
 

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sacase;3227648 said:
Wanna try booking 60+ hotel rooms at a hotel? A lot of it is Esprit de Corps, some of it is financial, why double the costs to the team? There are lots of reasons.

QFT.

I mean Jerry has a lot of money and seems to do everything first class, but damn that's a lot of money to shell out.
 

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During the chat session for last week's game against the Eagles, there was a lot of chatter going on regarding a score we had just made. I don't know who the poster was, but someone typed, "Be Quiet. God is kicking".

Sacrilegious? check.
funny? check.
 

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goliadmike;3227673 said:
QFT.

I mean Jerry has a lot of money and seems to do everything first class, but damn that's a lot of money to shell out.

It's actually an insignificant amount of money in the big picture.

I buy the Esprit de Corps argument, and that must be it, because from a cost perspective, it doesn't make a bit of sense.

If even one player played poorly because he couldn't get sleep thanks to his snoring roomie, then it wouldn't be worth it from a cost perspective. You're talking about MAYBE $10,000 extra per trip.

But they must have done research and determined that it's the best thing for team chemistry.
 

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Danny White;3227479 said:
I realize this is a tangent, but I've always thought it strange that professional athletes (grown men) have to have roommates when they stay in hotels.

I don't get it... can anyone shine any light on why that makes sense?

It's not like the team doesn't have the money to pay for a single room for everyone. And if you want to make sure guys are turning in at the proper time, don't they have "bed checks" for that?

I'd have a hard time getting to sleep if that was me, and I'd think that sleep would be the thing you're most concerned about as a team.

Helps create "unity" amongst one another.
 

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Danny White;3227726 said:
It's actually an insignificant amount of money in the big picture.

I buy the Esprit de Corps argument, and that must be it, because from a cost perspective, it doesn't make a bit of sense.

If even one player played poorly because he couldn't get sleep thanks to his snoring roomie, then it wouldn't be worth it from a cost perspective. You're talking about MAYBE $10,000 extra per trip.

But they must have done research and determined that it's the best thing for team chemistry.

The guys get used to their particular roommates night time routines. They typically room with the same guy the entire season starting in training camp. They know what to expect that one night a week where they share a hotel room.

As a coach you would rather bed check 26 or so rooms versus 53 rooms.
 

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This explains why Ogletree is such a ******. He's been taking lessons.
 

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WoodysGirl;3227309 said:
And whether or not he boots the ball deep into the end zone, backup quarterback Jon Kitna is always the first player to greet him. With a lot of time on his hands this season, Kitna has appointed himself head of the specialist appreciation committee. When players forget to congratulate Mat McBriar for once again silencing DeSean "Stinger" Jackson, Kitna rushes out to do the honors.
http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/columns/story?columnist=mosley_matt&id=4819883
Haha thats pretty cool. Kitnas gotta do something with his time.
 

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Do the inactives and the practice squaddies go on away trips? If there is an odd number does one of the player have to room with a coach?
 
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