ESPN: Sean Salisbury OUT and Cris Carter IN

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ESPN PUTS THE STAKE IN SALISBURY

As you likely already know, Sean Salisbury is out at ESPN. (I was out of pocket when the e-mail from ESPN announcing the departure came through the line.)

The move was, in our view, long overdue. Per USA Today, Salisbury's contract had expired. He likely sealed his fate with that disgraceful on-air dissing of John Clayton last month, during which Salisbury called Clayton the "Cryptkeeper."

As regular visitors to this site know, we don't care much for Salisbury. He's loud, he's a jerk, and far too often he speaks in sweeping absolutes. Also, he reportedly was suspended for showing cell-phone photos of his ***** to colleagues at the network. Frankly, we're surprised he lasted there as long as he did.

True to form, Salisbury is crowing about his departure.

"I have grown as much as I can at ESPN and decided to expand my horizons," Salisbury said in a statement. "I have created a brand and it's time to expand into other opportunities in TV, radio, Internet, publishing, movies and public speaking, among others. My resume speaks for itself as a football analyst, and I believe I can talk all sports with the best of them."

Hey, Sean -- a periodic cameo in an Adam Sandler flick doesn't make you an actor. A web site that looks like crap and that rarely was updated before it went off line won't turn you into an Internet mogul.

Publishing? Please. (Unless, of course, you've got a proposal for "Cell Phone Porn for Dummies.")

Sean Salisbury needed ESPN far more than ESPN needed him, and unless he plan to handle weekend sports at the UPN affiliate in Tallahassee, his broadcasting career is officially over.

POSTED 4:01 p.m. EST, February 26, 2008

ESPN HIRES CRIS CARTER by Michael David Smith


ESPN announced today that former Eagles, Vikings and (briefly) Dolphins wide receiver Cris Carter will join the network as a TV analyst on April 1.

In its announcement, ESPN said Carter will work as an analyst on the NFL Draft and on NFL Live, SportsCenter and other shows, but it did not say if he will work on Sunday NFL Countdown. Whether Carter joins the Countdown crew may depend on whether Keyshawn Johnson stays with the gang in Bristol or leaves broadcasting to return to the NFL, where he is believed to have a standing offer to sign with the Miami Dolphins.

Carter previously worked as an analyst on HBO's Inside the NFL. All of the other Inside the NFL analysts last year were moonlighting on HBO and had high-profile jobs on other networks, but HBO was Carter's only gig, so when HBO decided not to bring back Inside the NFL for the 2008 season, he was left without a broadcasting job.

Now Carter joins a crowded field of former players who are now studio analysts that includes Mike Ditka, Merril Hoge, Tom Jackson, Mark Schlereth, Emmitt Smith and Steve Young.
 

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I liked Carters pieces on Yahoo! hopefully it translates over to ESPN.
 

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They didn't mention Keyshawn...dare i hope he is going back to the NFL?

Please...

:pray:
 

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WoodysGirl;1972265 said:
True to form, Salisbury is crowing about his departure.

"I have grown as much as I can at ESPN and decided to expand my horizons," Salisbury said in a statement. "I have created a brand and it's time to expand into other opportunities in TV, radio, Internet, publishing, movies and public speaking, among others. My resume speaks for itself as a football analyst, and I believe I can talk all sports with the best of them."
:lmao2:

What?
 

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Hostile;1972272 said:
They didn't mention Keyshawn...dare i hope he is going back to the NFL?

Please...

:pray:


Did you happen to see him host "Jim Rome is Burning" last week? I was gonna post it here but i didn't. He wasn't as bad as i thought he'd be but twice he compared other athletes to himself and how he was this or that, just pimping his own prowess. He really came of a a conceded little b**** to me.
 

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The Cryptkeeper gets the last laugh! I think Salisbury ripped off Irvin's statement when leaving ESPN.
 

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Very good move. Seems like the execs at ESPN are getting the message from the fans.
 

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wow. Shocker.

I am suprised they hired carter though. I watch inside the nfl every week and he is pretty much awful. Him and marino were stealing money from hbo. It was blatantly obvious neither of them knew anything about 90% of the teams. All carter ever talked about was moss and the patriots. Everything he said went back to how great randy moss is and some angle on the pats.

Marino, well he just acted like he couldnt give a damn.

It will be interesting to see if carter is more prepared on espn. They havent exactly set the bar too high with their commentators. Ray buchanon was a disgrace when I watched him.....his comment on the cowboys before the skins game in november that they would win because they were mad ballin and off the hook was basically about as close to garbage as you could get.

Anyway, Anything to get keyshawn off my tv is good. Carter at least doesnt act like an egomaniac on tv even though he is one.

and I wouldnt be suprised to see Salisbury end up at 103.3 espn here in Dallas because he is on there alot and does his national broadcasts alot from the studio in arlington. I believe I was told he lives in Plano.

Can espn throw qadry ismail off next please.
 

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WoodysGirl;1972265 said:
As regular visitors to this site know, we don't care much for Salisbury. far too often he speaks in sweeping absolutes.

Sean Salisbury needed ESPN far more than ESPN needed him, and unless he plan to handle weekend sports at the UPN affiliate in Tallahassee, his broadcasting career is officially over.

Anyone else find it funny the mention speaking in absolutes as a reason they dont like Salisbury, and then end the piece by speaking in absolutes?
 

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WoodysGirl;1972265 said:
ESPN PUTS THE STAKE IN SALISBURY

As you likely already know, Sean Salisbury is out at ESPN. (I was out of pocket when the e-mail from ESPN announcing the departure came through the line.)

The move was, in our view, long overdue. Per USA Today, Salisbury's contract had expired. He likely sealed his fate with that disgraceful on-air dissing of John Clayton last month, during which Salisbury called Clayton the "Cryptkeeper."

As regular visitors to this site know, we don't care much for Salisbury. He's loud, he's a jerk, and far too often he speaks in sweeping absolutes. Also, he reportedly was suspended for showing cell-phone photos of his ***** to colleagues at the network. Frankly, we're surprised he lasted there as long as he did.

True to form, Salisbury is crowing about his departure.

"I have grown as much as I can at ESPN and decided to expand my horizons," Salisbury said in a statement. "I have created a brand and it's time to expand into other opportunities in TV, radio, Internet, publishing, movies and public speaking, among others. My resume speaks for itself as a football analyst, and I believe I can talk all sports with the best of them."

Hey, Sean -- a periodic cameo in an Adam Sandler flick doesn't make you an actor. A web site that looks like crap and that rarely was updated before it went off line won't turn you into an Internet mogul.

Publishing? Please. (Unless, of course, you've got a proposal for "Cell Phone Porn for Dummies.")

Sean Salisbury needed ESPN far more than ESPN needed him, and unless he plan to handle weekend sports at the UPN affiliate in Tallahassee, his broadcasting career is officially over.

POSTED 4:01 p.m. EST, February 26, 2008

ESPN HIRES CRIS CARTER by Michael David Smith


ESPN announced today that former Eagles, Vikings and (briefly) Dolphins wide receiver Cris Carter will join the network as a TV analyst on April 1.

In its announcement, ESPN said Carter will work as an analyst on the NFL Draft and on NFL Live, SportsCenter and other shows, but it did not say if he will work on Sunday NFL Countdown. Whether Carter joins the Countdown crew may depend on whether Keyshawn Johnson stays with the gang in Bristol or leaves broadcasting to return to the NFL, where he is believed to have a standing offer to sign with the Miami Dolphins.

Carter previously worked as an analyst on HBO's Inside the NFL. All of the other Inside the NFL analysts last year were moonlighting on HBO and had high-profile jobs on other networks, but HBO was Carter's only gig, so when HBO decided not to bring back Inside the NFL for the 2008 season, he was left without a broadcasting job.

Now Carter joins a crowded field of former players who are now studio analysts that includes Mike Ditka, Merril Hoge, Tom Jackson, Mark Schlereth, Emmitt Smith and Steve Young.

I'm not a fan of Salisbury but Carter wasnt that great on Inside the NFL. Maybe he'll be better on ESPN.
 

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Now, if ESPN would jettison Emmitt "I can't formulate sentences properly" Smith, Ray "I have absolutely no business being on TV, including cable access" Buchanon, Quadry "In terms of" Ismail and Keyshawn "large ego" Johnson, their NFL programming would be more watchable.

Now, before someone equates this to race, I'm also black. How these educated millionaires could be allowed to sit before us each week during the season and grace us with their fractured lexicons, dialects, and grammatical errors with little consequence, is beyond me. They are all embarrassing!!
 

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Little Jr;1972393 said:
I'm not a fan of Salisbury but Carter wasnt that great on Inside the NFL. Maybe he'll be better on ESPN.

I agree. He fumbled over his words as well at times.

No one likes a prick like Salisbury. Good luck to him and maybe he can hang out with Theismann :)

Lets just hope that Keyshawn and Tiki follows them as they carry Joe Buck on their shoulders out of the booth.
 

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I know I'min the minority here, but I liked Sean as an analyst and I also liked is total lack of Political Correctness. I think he overstepped his bounds w/ Clayton, but I'd even be willing to chalk that up to being passionate about what he's talking about.

But flashing his privates around the globe on his cell phone is a bit much. But I know a lot of guys that would do the same thing, especially if involved in a "discussion" w/ other men about the size of these things. If he's flashing the ladies that is not good unless they have asked to see it. On the other hand didn't one of the Pittsburg coaches distribute some sort of pornographic email last year? Evidentally it's pretty common...
 

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CalCBFan;1972469 said:
I know I'min the minority here, but I liked Sean as an analyst and I also liked is total lack of Political Correctness. I think he overstepped his bounds w/ Clayton, but I'd even be willing to chalk that up to being passionate about what he's talking about.

But flashing his privates around the globe on his cell phone is a bit much. But I know a lot of guys that would do the same thing, especially if involved in a "discussion" w/ other men about the size of these things. If he's flashing the ladies that is not good unless they have asked to see it. On the other hand didn't one of the Pittsburg coaches distribute some sort of pornographic email last year? Evidentally it's pretty common...

They both often took shots at each other. It was part of the whole argument/counterargument stuff they always bring John on for. I don't see how "Cryptkeeper" is such a horrible thing. It shows Sean is an idiot, but it's not like he cracked a joke about the guys ***** or something. It was just a stupid, unfunny, joke.

I'm not going to miss Sean, I didn't like or dislike him, he was just there. If they had replaced him in the middle the season, I wouldn't have asked, "What's he doing now?"
 

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I know I'min the minority here, but I liked Sean as an analyst and I also liked is total lack of Political Correctness. I think he overstepped his bounds w/ Clayton, but I'd even be willing to chalk that up to being passionate about what he's talking about.
I agree to an extent, but sometimes Salisbury annoyed the hell out of me with how hyper he'd get over the little things.


Overall, I prefer Carter over Salisbury so Im not complaining.
 

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BigDFan5;1972390 said:
Anyone else find it funny the mention speaking in absolutes as a reason they dont like Salisbury, and then end the piece by speaking in absolutes?

Haha this is a GREAT point.
 

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WoodysGirl;1972265 said:
Whether Carter joins the Countdown crew may depend on whether Keyshawn Johnson stays with the gang in Bristol or leaves broadcasting to return to the NFL, where he is believed to have a standing offer to sign with the Miami Dolphins.
Please go to Miami Key. I want you off my TV.
 
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