ET Phone Home v2

Bleu Star

Bye Felicia!
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I never said when he was coming home. I just said he was coming. :D

Come on home to big D Earl. Come get this reasonable one year contract.

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SoBlue128

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So you guaranteed that Dallas would trade for him in 2018.

Then you guaranteed that Dallas would sign him in free agency in 2019.

Now in 2020, you’re guaranteeing Dallas will sign him off waivers?

Welp, you’re persistent.

He is unrestricted no waivers
 

AsthmaField

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Football Gods in 2018: Hey Jerry, you can have Earl Thomas for just one little first round pick and a big dollar contract. What do you say?

Jerry: well, uhh, umm... I think we’re ok for now. Thanks partner.


Football Gods in 2019: Jerry, now you can have Earl Thomas for just a high dollar contract. No draft picks needed. You like?

Jerry: Do uhh, I ummmm *smack*, want to sign, ahhhh, I think the Cahboyzz will be just fine without him.


Football Gods in 2020: Look Jerry, I didn’t want to do this but you can have Earl Thomas for no draft picks and no big contract. Just a small run-of-the-mill contract. How’s that?

Jerry: I don’t, ah want to be trite, uhh, uhh, but when you really, uhh, really look hard at, uhh, how to have what I like to, uhh, call GRACE, then there are times when, uhh, you *smack* have to look in the mirror and see if two wrongs don’t make a right. *wink and grin*

Football Gods in 2020: Wait, what?

Jerry: Kay now, Buh-bye.
 

Bullflop

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Can't believe he's riding a bike all the way to the moon! :eek:

Good grief! It takes quite an athlete to accomplish that! :rolleyes:

I'm neither for nor against him! I'll let the staff handle it! :cool:
 
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TheSkaven

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I’m on board the ET train (or is it rocket ship?), where do I sign? Safety to me is the loan weak spot on this team and Dix isn’t impressing. ET isn’t a spring chicken but he can still play.

I smell a one-year “prove it” contract coming with a hometown discount.
 

AKATheRake

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Bleu you don't need my love and I truly like you. You're a diehard and I want the same thing you do. But I honestly think you're a curse when it comes to ET coming home bro.

I'm telling you it is true with all love and respect.

If we don't get ET here it's because of you bro.

I hate to say it but I had to.
 
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