Football Gods in 2018: Hey Jerry, you can have Earl Thomas for just one little first round pick and a big dollar contract. What do you say?
Jerry: well, uhh, umm... I think we’re ok for now. Thanks partner.
Football Gods in 2019: Jerry, now you can have Earl Thomas for just a high dollar contract. No draft picks needed. You like?
Jerry: Do uhh, I ummmm *smack*, want to sign, ahhhh, I think the Cahboyzz will be just fine without him.
Football Gods in 2020: Look Jerry, I didn’t want to do this but you can have Earl Thomas for no draft picks and no big contract. Just a small run-of-the-mill contract. How’s that?
Jerry: I don’t, ah want to be trite, uhh, uhh, but when you really, uhh, really look hard at, uhh, how to have what I like to, uhh, call GRACE, then there are times when, uhh, you *smack* have to look in the mirror and see if two wrongs don’t make a right. *wink and grin*
Football Gods in 2020: Wait, what?
Jerry: Kay now, Buh-bye.