Every 3rd down

[Trace1015]

I can see it now: Its 3rd and 5 for the cowboys. Romo takes the snap. Suddenly, he remembers he left his oven on at home. He face palms and then runs to his car. Dang it won't start he thinks to himself. He decides to take the bus instead. He finally gets back home and realizes he forgot his keys. Knowing how dire the situation is, Romo decides to climb to a second story window he remembers was unlocked. Finally, he turns the oven off. Romo decides to get some cardio in on the way back, so he decided to do a brisk jog. Romo makes it back to the stadium just in time to see one of the D-linemen piercing through. He points and winks at Jerry before tossing the ball to Dez. First down, Cowboys.

 

[Fritsch_the_cat]

Trade Dez and just just run it every play.

 

[locked&loaded]

I can see it now: Its 3rd and 5 for the cowboys. Romo takes the snap. Suddenly, he remembers he left his oven on at home. He face palms and then runs to his car. Dang it won't start he thinks to himself. He decides to take the bus instead. He finally gets back home and realizes he forgot his keys. Knowing how dire the situation is, Romo decides to climb to a second story window he remembers was unlocked. Finally, he turns the oven off. Romo decides to get some cardio in on the way back, so he decided to do a brisk jog. Romo makes it back to the stadium just in time to see one of the D-linemen piercing through. He points and winks at Jerry before tossing the ball to Dez. First down, Cowboys.

Either you are an eagle fan on reddit or you stole that from a redditor by the username of trustthepudding. either scenario is shameful.