Fake Jerry coming up on The Ticket

[craig71]

Jerry is up next according to the announcer.


Craig

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Fake Jerry, no doubt...

 

[craig71]

Fake Jerry, no doubt...

Yeah it was. I had just started listening and only heard Jerry, not Fake Jerry. It was kind of funny with Fake Wade calling in and accusing Garrett of sabotaging him.

Craig

 

[utrunner07]

Obviously it was fake Jerry, real Jerry is still hung over this morning from last nights celebration. And I know what you are thinking, Jerry was out celebrating the Cowboys win, FALSE! Jerry left the game in the 3rd quater shortly after lights were restored and was seen running through East Rutherford skipping and shouting (with a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand) "My Stadium beat the New York Stadium, My stadium wins!!!!!!!!!!!! YIiiipeeee!"

 

[Apollo Creed]

Real Jerry is going to be talking playoff scenarios.

To ironically quote Red from Shawshawnk Redemption, 'Jerry Jones, only man that can climb through a river of **** and come out clean on the other side.'

 

[newlander]

I still blame him for 2-7. He didn't have the cajones to get rid of wade after the playoff loss last season: wasted this whole season.

 

[jgboys1]

Are they going to have the fake Wade also?

Fake Wade is the best.

 

[CCBoy]

Fake Jerry and wasted season...with the conviction and real perspective to feed a world wide epidemic of Aides due to lack of realistic accountability and perspectives beyond emotional satisfactions. Go figure...

Oh, and if your mental associative ability can't handle that, try the Cliff Notes version you preppie gene poolers seem to lust for:

Back to aides, for those impatient to being a fan. Real personal expression there. You don't have to wait around, with unprotected sex and no accountability.

Don't see comparisons, try checking the skirt levels of those who your stereotypes find 'appealing.'

Why weren't the NFL Channel panel pointing out it was all because of Smith not suiting up for the Giants...since you guys are all about blame. Only thing, the Giants were outplayed, outhustled, and beaten. But BECAUSE of what Jerry had already done as a GM.

 

[Doomsay]

Fake Jerry and wasted season...with the conviction and real perspective to feed a world wide epidemic of Aides due to lack of realistic accountability and perspectives beyond emotional satisfactions. Go figure...

Oh, and if your mental associative ability can't handle that, try the Cliff Notes version you preppie gene poolers seem to lust for:

Back to aides, for those impatient to being a fan. Real personal expression there. You don't have to wait around, with unprotected sex and no accountability.

Don't see comparisons, try checking the skirt levels of those who your stereotypes find 'appealing.'

Why weren't the NFL Channel panel pointing out it was all because of Smith not suiting up for the Giants...since you guys are all about blame. Only thing, the Giants were outplayed, outhustled, and beaten. But BECAUSE of what Jerry had already done as a GM.

That's true, A proud day for Jerry for realizing that he squandered 4 seasons with one of the least effective HC's in the business.

 

[jgboys1]

That's true, A proud day for Jerry for realizing that he squandered 4 seasons with one of the least effective HC's in the business.

You saw Wades teams fade in Denver and Buffalo after 2 seasons.

Looking back, Jerry should have made Garrett the head coach when he was thinking about if 4 years ago.

 

[CCBoy]

You saw Wades teams fade in Denver and Buffalo after 2 seasons.

Looking back, Jerry should have made Garrett the head coach when he was thinking about if 4 years ago.

The thing here, was that concerning transitions, Jason Garrett had to observe on a functional basis, much closer to role of head coach to bounce up and become one. He didn't get considerations of head coaching positions in the league, until he had served as an offensive coordinator with Dallas.

No GM in the league would have given full control of a team to anyone not having been a former headcoach or at least a coordinator in the NFL.

 

[CCBoy]

That's true, A proud day for Jerry for realizing that he squandered 4 seasons with one of the least effective HC's in the business.

You think?

 

[Dodger12]

Fake Jerry and wasted season...with the conviction and real perspective to feed a world wide epidemic of Aides due to lack of realistic accountability and perspectives beyond emotional satisfactions. Go figure...

Oh, and if your mental associative ability can't handle that, try the Cliff Notes version you preppie gene poolers seem to lust for:

Back to aides, for those impatient to being a fan. Real personal expression there. You don't have to wait around, with unprotected sex and no accountability.

Don't see comparisons, try checking the skirt levels of those who your stereotypes find 'appealing.'

Why weren't the NFL Channel panel pointing out it was all because of Smith not suiting up for the Giants...since you guys are all about blame. Only thing, the Giants were outplayed, outhustled, and beaten. But BECAUSE of what Jerry had already done as a GM.

 

[Dodger12]

No GM in the league would have given full control of a team to anyone not having been a former headcoach or at least a coordinator in the NFL.

Don't tell that to Andy Reid.

 

[CCBoy]

Don't worry, you aren't infected...