Faulks New Years Resolution to Cowboy Fans

[bouttime]

Well in yet another example of Faulk's words of infinate wisdom, his New Years resolution to Cowboy fans is to..."just lower your expectations. This team does not have Michael, Troy or Emmitt. So today when they play, just lower your expectations."

Well Marshall, I can call you Marshall. Just because you continue to get tounge wipped by Michael on the only network that would even hire you, the NFL Network. Don't think that by telling all others around you to sink to the level that you occupy, that somehow it would make your miserable existence more meaningful. Stay in the pit that you have made for yourself, and regardless of weather the Cowboy's win or loose tonight, you will never know what it is like to be part of a family of fans of the greatest team in America...the Dallas Cowboys!

:giants: :shoot3:

 

[Dallas]

 

[CCBoy]

I know...his New Year's resolution is that they will no longer show him talking and with his lips moving. People will no longer be able to tell when he has started to lie.

 

[mmohican29]

I know...his New Year's resolution is that they will no longer show him talking and with his lips moving. People will no longer be able to tell when he has started to lie.

Say what?

 

[2233boys]

Say what?

:laugh2:

 

[Dodger]

People still watch Faulk? Really?

 

[Wimbo]

Dear Michael Irvin,
I will donate $1000 to the charity of your choice if you knock out Faulk mid-sentence during the next live broadcast segment.

 

[punchnjudy]

I've flushed creatures that were more insightful than Marshall Faulk.

 

[CCBoy]

Say what?

Drink some of the Ripple and stand closer to the smoke at the burn barrel, you'll start to feel better then. But since you haven't heard enough of street language to venture out, stay off the street.

If you are feeling all prim and proper, study literature long enough to figure out what role that a fat dim whit plays in McBeth. His 'buddy' plays a lead role. And don't worry about low grade rubbing off onto your prim and proper, IQ. It adds to plot...Oh, and for the spell checkers on the most important game in the season day...that is MacBeth.

 

[CCBoy]

People still watch Faulk? Really?

He cherry picked this one also...

 

[Romo2Bryant4Six]

What was his wonderlic score?

 

[LucaBrasi]

I do find one thing funny about Faulk always calling out the Cowboys and especially Romo for being chokers, losers, not tough enough etc. Before the great Faulk became a part of the greatest show on turf and a HOFer, he was the guy that sat out the 1995 AFC Championship game as a Colt with a slight hamstring injury. Nobody mentions that, but it makes me chuckle.

 

[CCBoy]

What was his wonderlic score?

Apparently bombing the wonderlic doesn't screen you from being a Prime Time Game analyst...

 

[CCBoy]

I do find one thing funny about Faulk always calling out the Cowboys and especially Romo for being chokers, losers, not tough enough etc. Before the great Faulk became a part of the greatest show on turf and a HOFer, he was the guy that sat out the 1995 AFC Championship game as a Colt with a slight hamstring injury. Nobody mentions that, but it makes me chuckle.

Nope, not giving him a pass even here. I doesn't possess short term memory. He forgets that it was Romo, with broken ribs and punctured lung that went back into the game against San Fancisco. The Cowboys were the ONLY team budging them for a win, until end of season fatigue came into play. And that was ALL on the guts and skills of Romo.

 

[Mansta54]

Well in yet another example of Faulk's words of infinate wisdom, his New Years resolution to Cowboy fans is to..."just lower your expectations. This team does not have Michael, Troy or Emmitt. So today when they play, just lower your expectations."

Well Marshall, I can call you Marshall. Just because you continue to get tounge wipped by Michael on the only network that would even hire you, the NFL Network. Don't think that by telling all others around you to sink to the level that you occupy, that somehow it would make your miserable existence more meaningful. Stay in the pit that you have made for yourself, and regardless of weather the Cowboy's win or loose tonight, you will never know what it is like to be part of a family of fans of the greatest team in America...the Dallas Cowboys!

:giants: :shoot3:

 

[Lodeus]

I do find one thing funny about Faulk always calling out the Cowboys and especially Romo for being chokers, losers, not tough enough etc. Before the great Faulk became a part of the greatest show on turf and a HOFer, he was the guy that sat out the 1995 AFC Championship game as a Colt with a slight hamstring injury. Nobody mentions that, but it makes me chuckle.

It just amazes me what a Superbowl win can do for a player.

 

[Dodger]

It just amazes me what a Superbowl win can do for a player.

What's even more amazing is how it transforms the media and fans into sheep regarding that player.

 

[Prossman]

Faulk is a in your face Cowboy hater. The guy is stupidly biased against the cowboys . As far as lower you expectations. I really dont have expectations . I figured this woukld be a year intransition. We have allot of inexperience in important spots. To their credit the fight whistle to whistle game to game. The giants are really just like us only older. I do think we will put it on them tonight . Prossman

 

[mmohican29]

I'm sorry, I put the Enigma machine away so it'd going to be difficult for me to come up with a retort for the gibberish you just posted . I admire your Cowboys loyalty, but I'm glad I don't have the voices in my head that apparently you have to deal with.

 

[proline]

I'm sorry, I put the Enigma machine away so it'd going to be difficult for me to come up with a retort for the gibberish you just posted . I admire your Cowboys loyalty, but I'm glad I don't have the voices in my head that apparently you have to deal with.